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# Met Ball Well Played: Maggie Gyllenhaal
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-well-played-maggie-gyllenhaal-05-2013/
- Published: 2013-05-08T19:00:03.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:14:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Calvin Klein, Met Ball, Met Ball 2013, red, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

I know the dog collar feels like something of a paltry ode to costume punk.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168203446.xml "Maggie Gyllenhaal")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=803201&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But you know what? This is great on her, and yes, I say that even knowing she's got a little sideboob poking out. Maggie looks sexy and confident in it, which is a refreshing change for her lately, and the pixie cut is utterly perfect with it. Maybe she's getting lucky and I'm just too exhausted from everybody else to raise a strenuous objection, or maybe I'm grading on a curve based on her last couple outfits. But I'm going to stand by myself here. And then maybe give myself a shoulder rub, because damn, those suckers are starting to burn.

\[Photo: Getty\]