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# Met Ball YES Carpet: Bianca Brandolini D'Adda
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-ball-yes-carpet-bianca-brandolini-dadda-05-2012/
- Published: 2012-05-10T21:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-01T03:11:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Met Ball, Met Ball 2012, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

This lady is an Italian socialite/model/girlfriend to the Fiat heir/daughter of a Count/descendant of an Empress.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/143998344.jpg "Bianca Brandolini D'Adda")](https://gofugyourself.com/met-ball-yes-carpet-bianca-brandolini-dadda-05-2012/schiaparelli-and-prada-impossible-conversations-costume-institute-gala-114?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

To that list I shall add: caped crusader/optical illusion/potentially very expensive person/High Priestess of Liquid Gold (and possibly thus also of [the Velveeta Skillet empire](https://twitter.com/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io#!/cheesyskillets))/by-product of the orgiastic mating of the spirit animals belonging to Joan Collins, Liberace, Gwyneth Paltrow, SWINTON, and GFY Jessica/necessary component of the *Avengers* sequel/a WiFi hot-spot. My internal APPLAUSE sign is flashing. Powered by the sheer wattage she's giving off in this picture.

\[Photo: Getty\]