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# Met Gala 2014: Fug Nation's Worst Dressed
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-2014-fug-nations-worst-dressed-2/
- Published: 2014-05-08T19:30:43.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-09T02:35:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Katie Holmes in Marchesa

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488333489-419x6291.xml)

As successful as Marchesa was with Karolina Kurkova is how UNSUCCESSFUL it was with this.

## Naomi Watts in Givenchy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/488356749-419x5901.jpg)

HIDEOUS. Givenchy is on my list, y'all.

## Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488348253-419x6031.xml)

We didn't put this in Best Dressed because we didn't think those who loved it quite loved it ENOUGH to vote it ahead of the pack. And since we DISLIKED it -- the colors on her are terrible and her hair looks overchlorinated -- it gets to live in infamy here.

## Chloe Grace Moretz in Chanel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/488355839-419x5751.jpg)

Yee-haaaaaw.

## Imogen Poots in Proenza Schouler

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488355359_10-419x6471.xml)

SO MTV. I can't even.

## Margot Robbie in Prada

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488353289-419x6531.xml)

As someone noted in the comments, we have seen SO MUCH of this woman's body, from *Wolf of Wall Street*, and we know it is basically amazing, so WHAT is this thing doing to her?!?

## Kate Upton in Dolce & Gabbana

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488351623-419x6291.xml)

I keep picturing this outfit on a toothless crone singing to Fantine, "What pretty HAIRRRRR.... what pretty LOCKS YOU'VE GOT THERRRRRE..."

## Kristen Stewart in Chanel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488339791-419x6351.xml)

Shaking my head at how this is appropriate for a Charles James evening.

## Lupita Nyong'o in Prada

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488335007-419x6291.xml)

Geordi LaForge called. He can't see without his visor, Lupita, so be a love and return it.

## Brie Larson in Prada

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488408491-419x6041.xml)

Hee. I don't think this is the worst because of how freaking amusing it is. But technically it is kind of awful and way irrelevant.

## Lea Michele in Altuzzara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488334039_10-419x6291.xml)

Did her matching beachball deflate on her pelvis?

## Solange in 3.1 Phillip Lim

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488333457-419x6691.xml)

I'm so sad. The Met Ball is TOTALLY where she thrives, and now this.

## Chloe Sevigny in Kenzo

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wenn21320542-419x6651.xml)

There are many offenses here, but I keep screaming, "HER HAIR. WHAT."

## Tabitha Simmons in Dolce & Gabbana

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/tabitha_simmons_met_ball_met_gala_488318359-419x6121.xml)

!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is like the anti-Kurkova.

## Shailene Woodley in Rodarte

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/shailene_woodley_rodarte_met_ball_met_gala_488343013-419x6151.xml)

The Mulleavys are out of their minds. But in a way I hope is lasting, because it's fun(ny).

## Sandra Lee in I Am Protecting This Person's Identity Because Whoa

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sandra_lee_met_ball_met_gala_488321555-419x6291.xml)

I will say this in Sandra's defense: This custom-made gown is at least evocative of the explosions of tulle and big skirts that Charles James made. While vastly inferior, and styled TERRIBLY, it is not QUITE so far off the proverbial rocker as you'd assume.

## Rachel McAdams in Ralph Lauren

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rachel_mcadams_met_ball_met_gala_488318277-419x6291.xml)

Whereas this has nothing to do with anything.

## Nicole Richie in Donna Karan

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nicole_richie_met_ball_met_gala_488376583-419x6051.xml)

And this is falling apart on her body.

## Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka in Thom Browne

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/neil_patrick_harris_david_burtka_net_ball_met_gala_488382311-419x6281.xml)

Okay: If you're going to wear something this willfully batshit, shouldn't you look like you're having fun, at least?

## Elizabeth Olsen in Miu Miu

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/elizabeth_olsen_met_ball_met_gala_488405569-419x5641.jpg)

NOOOOO.

## Cara Delevingne in Stella McCartney

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cara_delevingne_met_ball_met_gala_488373511-419x6291.xml)

IN WHAT UNIVERSE WAS THIS EVEN AN OPTION.

## Beyonce in Givenchy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/beyonce_met_gala_Met_Ball_488355545-419x5931.jpg)

Enough already, Bey.

## Beyonce in Givenchy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/05/beyonce_met_gala_Met_Ball_488343257-419x5941.jpg)

NO REALLY. We've done this a MILLION TIMES NOW.

## Anna Wintour in Chanel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/anna_wintour_met_ball_met_gala_488419953-419x6291.xml)

I include the hostess because some people REALLY hated this. But Anna never dresses the theme -- she simply presides over those who are supposed to.

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