Brie Larson in Prada

This. Outfit. Is. Hilarious. She's like a cross between a gold android and The Golden Girls.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino

I was going to put this in the Big Dresses slideshow, but then I realized that is not attached. It's just a matching cloak...

... which she ultimately shed, and now she's just Mod Twister.

Gabrielle Union in Prada

So many old VHS tapes died to make that skirt

Diane Kruger in Jason Wu

"It's a bonus skirt. Do you not bring one with you, too? It's JUST me?"

Selena Gomez in DVF

This is a very Macy's design to me -- and I don't have anything against department stores; I just feel like when you're someone's guest at the Met they need to conjure something a bit more special.

Lea Michele in Altuzarra

Wait, if there's a whole pouch sewn to the outside, why is she bothering with a clutch?

Kristen Stewart in Chanel

This needed to stick with being a mini, right

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Lanvin

I want this to be MORE

Rosamund Pike in LV

I keep writing ROSAMUND PUKE by mistake. Which is not fair to her excellent face, but some of her clothes do qualify.

Posh and Becks in Ralph Lauren

I mean, she was never going to get whimsical, was she.

Sarah Paulson in Prada

Did this need the geometric chalk outline?

Margot Robbie in Prada

This was one of Prada's most ghastly years. This is SO AWFUL. It's a goodie bag at a clown party.

Adele Exarchopoulos in Prada

Better -- the skirt is super -- but the seams on the bodice leave me cold.

Stacy Martin in Prada

How cute this might have been with a real shirt.

Dianna Agron in Miu Miu

This is so much better than the Pradas! They should all sue.

Michelle Monaghan in Altuzarra

I really like this, for a different occasion.

Chloe Grace Moretz in Chanel

Karl has brought some half-baked cowboy wretchedness to the party.

Naomi Watts in Givenchy

"This gown is a tribute to my sainted toilet seat, which cracked, and is with the angels now."

Amanda Peet

"Is this punk? Did I do it? Is it... wait, that theme was WHEN? Dammit."

Anna Kendrick in J. Mendel

It's a gigantic white strapless bra.

Alexa Chung in Nina Ricci

Does this raise and lower, like fancy blinds

Anne Hathaway in Calvin Klein

This is very sleek and flattering, but it turns out I like my Anne FLAMBOYANT.

Cara Delevingne in Stella

"Stella made this ten minutes ago out of old seatbelts!"

Chrissy Teigen in Ralph Lauren

This is hilarious. She looks like a socialite who is going to get real drunk in ten minutes and throw a vase at someone.

Christy Turlington (in CK) and Ed Burns

This is superb on her.

Cobie Smulders in Reed Krakoff

"There was a spill. I don't want to talk about it."

Jessica Alba in DVF

So unflattering; just sits there.

Joy Bryant in Marchesa

Joy Bryant is the kind of person who can wear this Marchesa with the ease of someone who's strolling along beside the beach.

Kiki in Rodarte

The dress itself is not that appealing, but the DEATH STAR aspect is fantastic. I'm so pleased someone at least busted this out. (It sadly was not May the Fourth on that year.)

Leighton Meester in Pucci

Those shoes are too daytime, yes? The top is a bit shlumpy, too, but it looks comfortable. So probably NOT on the Charles James theme.

Lily Allen in Chanel

Candy Spelling has a spool of ribbon in her wrapping room that looks JUST like this.

Naomi in Givenchy

Something tells me she NEVER cares about the theme.

Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka, in Thom Browne

What the.

Nicole Richie in Donna Karan

Where had this dress been mouldering all these years?

Olivia Munn in DVF

That's quite pretty. She looks like she's at a grand ball the night before our boys go off to war

Rachel McAdams in Ralph Lauren

Such a glorious head and SUCH A DULL DRESS.

Reese in Stella

Sure. It's well cut

Rihanna in Stella

This is better. 

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Balmain

She loves Balmain, and this is definitely one of the spunkier ones.

Shailene in Rodarte

"Mama Shai prescribes two hours a day of sunning your labia, and a cup of my hallucinogenic tea."

Chloe Sevigny in Kenzo

This does no one any favors, and seriously, FIX YOUR HAIR AFTER THE TREADMILL.

Marion Cotillard in Dior

"Hello. I look good in everything."

Zoe Kravitz in Topshop

This is like fashion Jenga. Cut the strings and see how long the dress holds up before the most structurally useful one goes.

Gisele in Balenciaga

"It's MEEEEEEEE! Aren't you pleased to see MEEEEEEE?????? Of course you are, because it's MEEEEE!"

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Never forget.