Met Gala 2019: Gucci and Dapper Dan

Jared Leto in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (10225566dz) Jared Leto Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Camp: Notes on Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

Let's be honest: Jared Leto has done some weird shit with this head.

Jared Leto in Gucci

I...do not totally know what this has to do with camp, and also I feel like these Gucci heads feel sort of dated, because they went down the runway a while ago. I honestly think Jared Leto just wanted his own latex head and this is just the excuse. He does look cool in his robes, though -- in a very Game of Thrones kind of way.

Saoirse Ronan in Gucci

Speaking of Game of Thrones, this is AMAZING and while I don't know if it's technically camp, it IS rad.

Dapper Dan in Gucci x Dapper Dan

This is really, really good.

Alessandro Michele in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10225578bl) Alessandro Michele Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Camp: Notes on Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

Honestly, THIS is what I expected Harry Styles to wear.

Kiki Layne in Gucci

I did not even recognize her at first with her hair like that; I DID say to Heather, "who is that in that RAINBOW FRINGE!!!!??" Well, it's Kiki Layne, and it's a great dress.

Ashley Graham in Gucci x Dapper Dan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/REX/Shutterstock (10225578bq) Ashley Graham Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Camp: Notes on Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

Sure! I am really curious as to what is UNDER this. Hotpants, I assume?

Ashley Graham in Gucci x Dapper Dan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/BEI/REX/Shutterstock (10225581bp) Ashley Graham Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Camp: Notes on Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

These barrettes are really charming on her. (This is why I think this whole event felt so fun to watch -- almost everyone was at least a little whimsical, so even if I didn't strictly LIKE what they were wearing, it was fun to look at?)

Regina Hall in Gucci x Dapper Dan

She looks fantastic in this.

Dakota Johnson in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10229738qj) Dakota Johnson attends The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute benefit gala celebrating the opening of the "Camp: Notes on Fashion" exhibition, in New York 2019 MET Museum Costume Institute Benefit Gala, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

This feels a bit like it was more suited for last year, but the color is great on her.

Karlie Kloss in Gucci x Dapper Dan

This was somewhat underwhelming. (So many people on her Instagram was like, "oh Karlie. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.")

Salma Hayek in Gucci

This is kind of great? Gucci doesn't always do right by Salma.

21 Savage in Gucci x Dapper Dan

This blazer is great.

Florence Welch in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/REX/Shutterstock (10229644hc) Florence Welch Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Camp: Notes on Fashion, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

The best part of this is that Florence will probably also wear it to, like, the farmer's market and to pick up her prescriptions.

Omari Hardwick in Gucci x Dapper Dan

Let's discuss this shoe choice! (I don't dislike it?)

Hari Nef in Gucci

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Charles Sykes/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (10229738gs) Hari Nef attends The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute benefit gala celebrating the opening of the "Camp: Notes on Fashion" exhibition, in New York 2019 MET Museum Costume Institute Benefit Gala, New York, USA - 06 May 2019

She looks like she's starring in a glorious nighttime soap that's primarily about REVENGE and possibly also poison, and I would DVR every single episode of that show.