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# Met Gala 2024: Naked and Sheer
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-2024-naked-and-sheer/
- Published: 2024-05-07T13:45:30.000Z
- Updated: 2024-05-07T07:21:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

## Rita Ora and Taika Waititi

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151812984-1715053581.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: (L-R) Rita Ora and Taika Waititi attend The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

I assume Taika decided to go as the soil in the garden of time. And Rita is just... awakening some sleeping prehistoric beauties, I guess. The workmanship that IS here is very eye-catching and cool, but... totally unrelated to anything except Rita's desire to let her thighs be the sleeping beauties that awaken.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/05/gettyimages-2151805005-1715053680.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Rita Ora attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

Every time I think she can't one-up herself in terms of madness, she does.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151817695-1715053565.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Rita Ora and Taika Waititi are seen departing the Carlyle Hotel en route to the Met Gala on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/GC Images)

However, this looks SO HILARIOUS out on the street. I laughed and laughed. Sweet child, you look a fool, like a party that ended two days ago and no one told it.

## Elle Fanning in Balmain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151800546-1715053706.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Elle Fanning attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Kevin Mazur/MG24/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

This is not sheer. It's here because I think it's a great example of how to give the illusion thereof, and MAYBE having a touch of transparency, without actually giving away the whole game. It looks like it's made of Saran Wrap, but like... BEAUTIFULLY. Perhaps her Garden of Time is materials used for food preservation.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151245447-1715053759.jpg)

Elle Fanning at the 2024 Met Gala: "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" held at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images)

Slightly different angle. She looks stunning in this. Jessica joked that she looked like an ice sculpture in the Garden of Time, and if she is...

## Doja Cat in Vetements

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151810852-1715058319.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Doja Cat attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

... then maybe Doja is the person onto whom it melted. She spent a lot of time trying to cover both nipples while also holding up her dress around her crotch, but eventually completely gave up. Maybe HER "Garden of Time" is... grief about the intransience of life? Or, she just really fucking misses Spring Break in Cancun.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151808357-1715058306.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: (L-R) Doja Cat and Guram Gvasalia depart The Mark Hotel for 2024 Met Gala on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images for The Mark Hotel)

I guess she didn't want to walk over in the t-shirt, so she wore a towel set to get to the museum. I really hope someone over there has details about how the change came about -- like, did she put on a dress and they hosed her down?

## Emily Ratajkowski in 2001 Versace

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151814037-1715053598.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Emily Ratajkowski attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

This particular sleeping beauty did not need to be reawakened? By which I mean the gown. Lovely workmanship, but like... too much of Emily's time garden.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151245287-1715053785.jpg)

US model Emily Ratajkowski arrives for the 2024 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024, in New York. The Gala raises money for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute. The Gala's 2024 theme is "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion." (Photo by Angela WEISS / AFP) (Photo by ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images)

WAY too much. I can see your trench, lady.

## Janelle Monae in custom Vera Wang

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151807677-1715053665.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Janelle Monáe attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

Vera Wang is still being asked to make stuff, apparently!

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151264738-1715053732.jpg)

TOPSHOT - US actress and singer Janelle Monae arrives for the 2024 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024, in New York. The Gala raises money for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute. The Gala's 2024 theme is "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion." (Photo by Angela WEISS / AFP) (Photo by ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images)

Is this ALSO Saran Wrap? Is the theme Kathy Bates In That One Scene From *Fried Green Tomatoes*? Is THAT her Garden of Time?

## Adut Aketch in LaQuan Smith

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151822390-1715066425.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Adut Akech attends the 2024 Costume Institute Benefit for "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)

"Oh, just stick a flower on it, it'll be FINE."

## Angel Reese in 16Arlington

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151809507-1715053619.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Angel Reese attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

I love that she got to come to this -- it was her birthday, I think? -- but I think this needed longer in the oven.

## Dua Lipa in Marc Jacobs

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151810740-1715053637.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Dua Lipa attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

I guess this probably IS how Marc would dress the Grim Reaper, so maybe it's on-theme for the death parts of the short story.

## Phoebe Dynevor in Victoria Beckham

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151249766-1715053772.jpg)

Phoebe Dynevor at the 2024 Met Gala: "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" held at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)

This is Posh's first custom Met look, and... it is a womp-womp for me.

## Chase Stokes and Kelsea Ballerini (in Michael Kors)

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151806007-1715053651.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: (L-R) Chase Stokes and Kelsea Ballerini attend The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

He was looking at her with big heart eyes most of the night, although here he comes off more like a sleazy hairdresser who's slowly cutting off his star client from all her other friends. She looks... ventilated? It's actually surprising to see this from Kors, and the flower parts seem beautifully made. The netting just seems so muddy. I almost think it'd have been better if they just stuck it to her bod.

## FKA Twigs in Stella McCartney

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151796485-1715053693.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: FKA twigs attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

Those shoes are so clompy with this. I think this needed to COMMIT to the theme and do something more delicate and fiddly on her feet. Also, that coat looks so cozy, and SO doomed.

## Greta Lee in Loewe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151243446-1715053798.jpg)

US actress Greta Lee arrives for the 2024 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024, in New York. The Gala raises money for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute. The Gala's 2024 theme is "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion." (Photo by Angela WEISS / AFP) (Photo by ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images)

I wish I could say I liked this. Does ANYONE really want only cotton and baby's breath growing in their time garden? No. (Also I am confident I am being overly glib about garden of time/time garden, and I'm fine with it.) Greta did point out that she'd have to have someone feed her in this, also, and I hope she did.

## Karol G

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2024/05/GettyImages-2151792940-1715053719.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Karol G attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)

We accidentally had her on two lists, because we thought this was sheer, and then we realized it wasn't so she landed in the BIG post on account of the ear prosthetics and all the boning. But I paid for this photo before we figured that out, so you're getting her again! I kept thinking she was Anya Taylor-Joy, and then just now I realized she looks like she's Vanessa Hudgens in disguise?!? Her Garden of Time may be CONFUSION.

[We Obviously Had Some Sheers, and Some Wannabe Sheers, at the Met GalaRita Ora, you predictable scamp.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2024/05/gettyimages-2151805005-1715053680.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-obviously-had-some-sheers-and-some-wannabe-sheers-at-the-met-gala-05-2024/)