Sarah Jessica Parker in Richard Quinn and Philip Treacy
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Sarah Jessica Parker attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
This is fine! I mean, she always dresses for this event with great care. I think we all enjoyed making jokes about how none of us could see her face and that she perhaps, like Samantha Jones of yore, had gotten a crazy chemical peel.
Sarah Jessica Parker in Richard Quinn and Philip Treacy
06 May 2024, USA, New York: Sarah Jessica Parker attends the benefit gala of the Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum on the occasion of the opening of the exhibition "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion". Photo: Christina Horsten/dpa (Photo by Christina Horsten/picture alliance via Getty Images)
I did DESPERATELY want Vogue, who interviewed her like this, to learn to flip flop positions so the people at home could see her face.
Norwegian fishing billionaire Gustav Magnar Witzøe The 2024 Met Gala: "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" - Arrivals
Gustav Magnar Witzøe at the 2024 Met Gala: "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" held at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
My response to this is YES. I will take no further questions.
Alison Oliver
Alison Oliver at the 2024 Met Gala: "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" held at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
She knows. Just look at her expression. She knows.
Zoe Saldana in Chloe
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Zoe Saldana attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Sean Zanni/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)
A commenter on Check the Tag said, "wearing this to the Met is diabolical" and I truly could not have said it better myself. This is LAZY from Chloe and it is BORING. It feels -- what is less than half-assed? This is QUARTER-ASSED.
Emma Mackey in Chloe
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Emma Mackey attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
I will give this slightly more of an ass only because at least she's not wearing a belt screeching the name of the design house.
Barry Keoghan in custom Burberry.
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Barry Keoghan attends the 2024 Met Gala celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/Getty Images)
One of you in the chat referred to this as Artful Dodger Chic and THAT IS TRUE. (He himself referred to it as "Mad Hatter.")
Alexandra Daddario in Dior
Alexandra Daddario at the 2024 Met Gala: "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" held at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images)
SPEAKING OF DIABOLICAL. This woman has fantastic genetic material to work with and THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE HER? She looks like she's got algae growing on her. Algae that isn't even flattering to her coloring.
Bruna Marquezine in Tory Burch
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Bruna Marquezine attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/MG24/Getty Images for The Met Museum/Vogue)
Yes, this skirt sort of looks like it was composed of a series of HVAC tubes but it's still good?
Donald Glover in Saint Laurent
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Donald Glover attends the 2024 Costume Institute Benefit for "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
This was DIVISIVE. For instance, (Trent Crimm) The Independent hated it. But I think he looks very cool, like an EXTREMELY chic and rich 1980s criminal on Miami Vice.
Olivier Rousteing in (of course) Balmain
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Olivier Rousteing attends the 2024 Costume Institute Benefit for "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Yes, he's wearing his own face made of sand. If not here, where?!?!
Camila Mendes in Altuzarra
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Camila Mendes attends the 2024 Met Gala celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/Getty Images)
This actually works better for me in still photos than it looked in motion. At least she's....comfortable?
Pamela Anderson in Oscar de la Renta
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MAY 06: Pamela Anderson attends the 2024 Met Gala celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Gotham/Getty Images)
