Rihanna

This may be what she had underneath the giant coat at the Gala? I want the treatise on what a t-shirt, two safety pins, and some underpants means. Seriously. You know there is one somewhere. SOMEONE has written up an explanation.

Tessa Thompson

Reader, I was so focused on how this shredded gold dress is underwear-dependent that I looked at this photo FOUR TIMES before I noticed that HER BOOTS HAVE TOES. BUT ONLY FOUR TOES.

Emily Blunt, Rita Ora, Taika Waititi

I love that Emily changed into kicks, and I love even more that she looks like she's trying to do some subtle sleuthing or eavesdropping so she can text John Krasinski gossip about whatever Rita and Taika are doing. "Tessa in freaky shoes that plunge my soul to its lowest depths. Rita circling the loo door. Taika going to valet. Will report if they connect."

Mary J Blige

When I hit 50, I hope I am feeling myself this much.

Teyana Taylor

That is a great coat, and exactly where I would rebound for a party after spending a long night in my bathing suit.

Anitta

She had heard it would cost an arm and a leg to get into the party, but it turned out half a pair of pants was enough.

Hunter Schafer

This is a lot less stressful than her fogged-up contact lenses from the gala.

Dan Levy

True commitment is matching your boots to your lenses.

Sharon Stone

This is a good outfit, punctuated by an adorable lining on the coat. One of the few times that fake-wearing the coat helps, because it means we can see the lining more easily.

Julia Garner

That is a sparkly Kleenex of a dress.

Zoey Deutch

That is also wispy, but adorably so. It's got great retro vibes.

Megan Thee Stallion

So, I completely forgot she was at the gala, and had written a whole slide wondering why she wasn't. Sigh. It's been a long two days. I'M SORRY, MEGAN.

Hailey Bieber

I zoomed in on this garment and am truly unable to parse it. I wish it well on its journey toward self-actualization.

Kendall Jenner

That's pretty. Can you imagine changing into that as your LESS challenging outfit?

Winnie Harlow

Or this! Imagine having a backup Iris Van Herpen, AND picking this particular one as your outfit for messy afterparty shenanigans. Her catsuit would have been perfect.

Hailee Steinfeld

She sincerely looks like Taylor Swift to me in this photo. I assume this, too, is another Van Herpen. Iris handed out a lot of stuff for this. Here, it looks like she's wearing two beautiful fighting swans.

Kim Kardashian

I guess this answers the question of how she ate.

Kaia Gerber and Jacob Elordi

Yes, yes, her dress is whatever, but his visible white socks and loafers are sending me back to the '80s.

Lili Reinhart

This is a bit blah on her, no?

Ciara

Whatever that is, it works. She nailed it on this night.

Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz

This is all fine and dandy. That floating face in the right side of the shot is pulling all the focus.

Lorde

I like this better than what she wore to the event itself.

Ella Emhoff

She looks good in this! A good night for the Second Gentleman's Daughter.

Madison Beer

This is lingerie and I feel like it could stand to remain as such.

Maluma

Red for the party, black for the afterparty. But I heard from a reliable source that REEED is the color of desire, and BLAAAACK is the color of DESPAAAAAAIR. I hope that's not how the night went for him.

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello

Let us bypass the Dior bathing suit on Camila and go straight to those SHOES on the woman walking past them. I need DETAILS.

Charli XCX

Well THAT doesn't fit. Is the original wearer stuck in a closet somewhere, with a pile of Charli's clothes next to them?

Maisie Williams

There's something hilarious about seeing her meander the streets of New York in this.

Billie Eilish

"FREE AT LAST!"

There Were Met Afterparties, Of Course, and a TRULY Unsettling Pair of Shoes Attended

They're not on Rihanna.