BECKS

Much as I could easily write a 90 page slide with photos of Prince George, so could I do one with Becks.

David Beckham and New York's Finest

I love that all of NYPD just basically wanted to meet Becks. CAN YOU BLAME HER?

David Beckham and New York's Finest

And it wasn't just the women. Can you blame him?

David Beckham

I CANNOT BLAME THEM.

David Beckham

He is having THE BEST TIME.

Posh and Becks

She looks totally boring, sadly -- this is very understated and nicely crisp and essentially totally fine, but kind of a snooze on the whole.

Posh and Becks: the bums

They're still cute together. Keep it up, you two.

Met Gala Delightfully Played, Posh in Victoria Beckham and Becks in Ralph Lauren

She looks a bit underwhelming -- not bad, but not GRAND enough for my personal needs at this event -- but he is A DELIGHT. A delight, I tell you. [Photos: Getty]