Riz Ahmed in 4SDesigns/Angelo Urrutia

Apparently this is all made of silk.

Kid Cudi in Kenzo

This is gorgeous. The slit pants are always odd to me, but everything else... and the CAPE. It's fantastic. I always forget that Kid Cudi is so sartorially interesting.

Taylor Hill in Miss Sohee

This is one of my favorites of the night, honestly -- it's beautiful. And it got surprisingly little attention, possibly because Taylor Hill isn't as known a model? I'm sorry for not giving it more attention myself.

LOOK AT THAT TRAIN.

I do love an "I have to do weird things with my camera to fit your train into the shot and it still isn't totally working" moment.

Chloe Fineman in Miss Sohee

She said that her inspiration was literally The Gilded Age TV show, but modern. I'm not sure this actually fit that, but it's gold and it's trying something. I like it a lot better than the next dress we're going to see.

Lila Grace Moss

No thanks, Burberry. No thanks.

Sabrina Carpenter in Paco Rabanne

I never think much about Paco Rabanne, as a brand -- it always makes me think of drugstore cologne (they do MAKE cologne, I just don't know where they sell it) -- but that is a fabulous skirt.

Lily Aldridge in Khaite

There are 170,000 crystals on this. That is, like, more than two sold-out Notre Dame football games' worth.

Maggie Rogers

I hate this. May I just say it that plainly? I'm being unfair to the nice aspects of it, I suppose; that bodice is boringly sheer and also just sort of hanging there and no.

Lenny Kravitz

You cannot convince me this wasn't already in Lenny's closet. He probably wore it to a July 4 barbecue last year or something.

Jeremy Strong

Hello, Fancy Fagin.

Erykah Badu in Marni

HOWEVER, I would like to see a version of Oliver in which THIS is Fagin.

Finneas O'Connell

And here's your Artful Dodger.

Future

I know they all got tested, but I can't help appreciating that someone else may have looked at this and thought, "That is a LOT of people and a LOT of close-talking, so I'm going to hang onto my mask."

Odell Beckham Jr.

He made it sound like this was a last-minute attempt, and I can see that.

Jasmine Tookes

Stunning.

Tommy Dorfman in Christopher Kane

I am not sure the addition of a headband/tiara situation makes this gilded glamour. This dress looks like it's inspired by when you pull cheese or bubble gum apart.

Caroline Trentini in Danielle Frankel

The Great Manure Toss of 1876 claims another victim.

Eva Chen in Peter Do

Shrug. This is really more Expensive Third Wedding than anything.

Questlove in Greg Lauren and Gee's Bend Quilters

He told Emma Chamberlain, "The gilded periods are a little bit different for our stories. So, I wanted to highlight black women who have sacrificed for the country. So, I'm rocking their quilt right now." I believe it's also partly a tribute to Andre Leon Talley. He ALSO made a joke that he was told he could not wear Crocs and sweatpants, so I love that he basically found a fashion version of Crocs.

Ansel Elgort

What I really want us for him to break into Puttin' On The Ritz -- but the weird 1982 Taco version.

Anthony Ramos in Tommy Hilfiger

That is apparently made from sustainable materials.

Bradley Cooper

This is Bradley Cooper looking like Bradley Cooper. Although he doesn't, entirely? What is going on with his head situation lately?

James McAvoy

Dashing!

Ben Platt

Sure!

Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe

Why not! Actually, I love his coat.

Jon Batiste

Absolutely.

Jacob Elordi in Burberry

ANOTHER Burberry with the logo galloping all over it. Whatever.

Ashton Sanders

He said he's really feeling vampires right now, so he got custom fangs and custom contacts, and all I could think was... WHY, though? I guess he's a dramatic late 1800s bloodsucker?

Riz Ahmed Used His Met Outfit to Make a "Gilded Glamour" Counterpoint

You love to see it.