Dove Cameron and Damiano "Maneskin" David in Diesel

I have not really thought about Diesel as a designer in... yonks. And never would have predicted they'd do a floral like that for Dove. These two were very shmoopy on the red carpet -- I wholly endorse them together -- and find his sheerish suit very silly. Maybe she is the garden and he is the MARCH OF TIME.

Dove Cameron in Diesel

She WORKED IT, though. I actually love the way it photographs.

Ayo Edebiri in Loewe

This is fabulous work from Loewe, EXCEPT that I think it's too big? I wonder if they weren't able to finish the last fitting or something. The top seems baggy. But that skirt is amazing. She didn't seem to know what to do with her hands...

... and ended up folding them behind her back a lot of the night, which gives me an excuse to show you that the top ALSO looked baggy from THIS angle.

Rebecca Hall in Danielle Frankel

This is ethereal and beautiful. The body art works very cleverly with it; there's a real romance to this that I like.

Odell Beckham Jr.

Are his pants too short?

Nelly Korda

Nelly (along with her sister Jessica) is a professional golfer -- like, the star of the year this season. Her dad, Petr Korda, was a famous tennis player and her brother Seb also plays tennis. There is your informative caption! Her dress is cute, and I'd have done a red shoe with it, or green. Not beige.

Riley Keough in Chanel

I wish Chanel had kept exploring that top, rather than getting bored of it and quitting.

Iris Law

Now, THIS feels like a butterfly motif -- sorry, J.Lo -- but like an EVIL butterfly, or one caught in some kind of Time Garden primordial ick that's actually reverse-engineering life.

Kieran Culkin and Jazz Charlton

I very much enjoy Kierran splashing out into watercolors. Jazz's dress needs to finish rendering.

Jon Batiste

Okay, it's just his vest that's floral, but: COUNT IT.

Alia Bhatt in Sabyasachi

Her sari was one of the stars of the evening. Vogue gave her a really long interview about it, and she said she got to FaceTime the makers at various times during the process. Apparently 163 people worked on it.

THAT TRAIN. I guess people felt it was too similar to a 2017 dress by the same designer, on Deepika Padukone, but Bhatt had a pretty good response to that.

Aya Nakamura

This would have been a better time for everyone if it fit her chest.

Lena Waithe in Etro

I love it. Somewhere in Bill and Ted's phone booth, Billy the Kid is thinking he needs to borrow this.

Erykah Badu

Zendaya wore two outfits, but Erykah appears to be wearing five, AT ONCE.

Matthew Macfadyen and Keeley Hawes

What a dreamy couple. Wambsgans, you are foxy with facial hair!

Ben Simmons in Thom Browne

Truly shocked we did not get more clocks. He looks great, though.

Dan Levy

I am not sure about this era of head-styling for him. At all.

Rachel Smith

Pretty. She loves to wear patterns, and has a super eye for them.

Maleah Joi Moon

She's one of our current Tony nominees, and I mostly like this, though I do think it looked better from angles where you couldn't see how short it is. It might have needed another inch, or to be fluttery rather than tight?

But she should frame this.

Obviously, Flowers Came Into Play at the "Garden of Time" Met Gala

And other multicolored 'fits.