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# Met Gala Fug Carpet: Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fug-carpet-maggie-gyllenhaal-in-valentino/
- Published: 2014-05-06T18:30:04.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-06T20:36:41.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488348253.xml)

Her HEAD looks pretty good? And I might dig this cape if it were draped over something VERY LOW KEY at a wholly other event. But that's the nicest thing I can say about it because....I mean COME ON.

## Maggie Gyllenhaal in Valentino

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488347377.xml)

I feel like the tenseness in her mouth bespeaks, "holy shit you guys what was I thinking with this? Hold it together, Mags. HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER."

## Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488343625.xml)

...I'm not entirely sure Jake is helping matters.

[Met Gala Fug Carpet: Maggie Gyllenhaal in ValentinoI DO NOT KNOW how she thought this had ANYTHING to do with Charles James. This would be PERFECT if the theme were, say, A Salute to Twister, or Shit You Can Do To Your Shower Curtain Once You Remodel The Bathroom, or The Partridge Family, or Random Outfits Maggie Gyllenhaal Bought Once Online In a Moment of Weakness. But as far as I know, it was not. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488348253.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fug-carpet-maggie-gyllenhaal-in-valentino-05-2014/)