Naomi Watts in Givenchy

Her body language is like, "I KNOW IT'S AN OMBRE TOILET SEAT OVER MY CROTCH I KNOW KNOW. Liev refused to come if I was wearing this."

Naomi Watts in Givenchy

"Oh, also this is sheer."

Naomi Watts in Givenchy

"And it's covered in scales, as if I were a mermaid with outstandingly weird taste. I know. I KNOW. I am going home as soon as possible. I lost a bet."

Met Gala Fug Carpet: Naomi Watts in Givenchy

I think it's possible that I just don't like Givenchy much lately. Unless you're Cate Blanchett. And sometimes not even then. (Could Cate have pulled off Kim Kardashian's Upholstery Trauma of last year? I don't think even she has those powers.) Because this...this is pure evil. [Photos: Getty]