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# Met Gala Fug or Fab: Gigi Hadid in Tommy Hilfiger and Zayn Malik
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fug-or-fab-gigi-hadid-in-tommy-hilfiger-and-zayn-malik-05-2016/
- Published: 2016-05-03T20:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:43:39.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, WTF, Met Ball, Met Ball 2016, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

"Patience, my pet," Gigi cooed.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/05/gettyimages-527516308.jpg "Zayn Malik, Gigi Hadid")

"Behave yourself, and you may crush the human trashpile of your choosing. But first we have a job to do. And that is to bleach the Earth of all who do not submit to the pop culture behemoth that is Zaygi Madid."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/05/GettyImages-527380766.jpg "Zayn Malik in The Tin Man's Leavings")

Seriously, she looks like the semi-futuristic minder of a very nice, very dim young heir to a galaxy that really, *really* will not think it's funny that he broke into the museum and got stuck trying on some old armor.

\[Photos: Getty\]