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# Met Gala Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fug-or-fab-sarah-jessica-parker-in-oscar-de-la-renta/
- Published: 2014-05-06T12:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2014-05-06T16:38:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

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Poor Donna. She really doesn't know what to do about Noah/Quarterback Joe/that firefighter no one cared about/David's blouses.

## Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

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But seriously, what is this? I think someone wore that at Coachella on his/her forehead.

## Sarah Jessica Parker

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I do, however, LOVE the back. With one exception: The logo stamp. PLEASE. Dearest Oscar, you are a genius with glamour. You don't need to sign all your work; your talent is your John Hancock. Or, to put it in Simpsons terms: If Disco Stu doesn't advertise, neither should de la Renta.

## Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

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The front of this lets me down a bit, though. It feels like a cheesy prom outfit, and I can't tell if that's the styling alone, or the petal-look of the waist with that large skirt, or all of it rolled into one.

## Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

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I will give Sarah Jessica Parker a pass for being so cheerful and having fun and almost always REALLY embracing the wildness of the evening. No monotone Calvin Klein shifts on her. She is a true Met Ball MVP, except for that time she showed up in that horrendous floral Valentino, and even then, it was valuable because it gave us something screeeeeeeechy to say.

## Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

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"WHASSUP, YO! First one in, first one home to her DVR, y'all!"

## Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la Renta

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"Hello! My word, you were wonderful in *Everwood*, Mr. Williams."

[Met Gala Fug or Fab: Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar de la RentaI had a lot of feelings about this gown, but let me begin with one I expressed on Twitter: That hair is a serious Donna Martin joint if ever I saw one. \[poll id="12241"\] \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sarah_jessica_parker_sjp_met_gala_met_ball_488317837.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fug-or-fab-sarah-jessica-parker-in-oscar-de-la-renta-05-2014/)