Jessica Pare in Michael Kors
Sure, Zoe Saldana got the edgier Kors, but she also is the one who looks like she's wearing a giant shower cap as a skirt. I think this is lovely, if not EARTH-SHATTERING.
Anna Kendrick in J Mendel
Ditto. Although I think Jessica Pare's is a bit more interesting, thanks to the pattern.
Erykah Badu in Givenchy
Amazing. I think Homer Simpson wore this exact same thing when he managed that country singer Lurleen. Somewhere, Hat felt a tremor in the force.
Cobie Smulders in Reed Krakoff
This is pretty but also sort of looks like something spilled.
Kylie Minogue in Marchesa
Marchesa had a good night.
Ruth Wilson in Erdem
I love Erdem but she looks like she came from a formal paintball party.
Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs
This seems about right for her.
Imogen Poots in Proenza Schouler
I love Proenza and this makes me want to stab myself in the hand. SO MANY FEELINGS. Not the least of which is that I literally owned those shoes in the late 90s. Me and Rachel Green.
Maggie Q in Zac Posen
This is both funereal and majestic. She can just toddle over to the Reign set and stir up some shit in this.
Stella McCartney
I don't know if she's pregnant again, or that's just the cut of the tunic or what, but let's just appreciate that her pants are correctly hemmed. #LowExpectations.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Lanvin
I am pretty sure I love this and pretty sure I wish her shoes didn't match EXACTLY.
Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness
DLF is also wearing pants under a majestic something-or-other, but she's such a BROAD that it feels right.
Felicity Jones in Theory by Olivier Theyskens
This dress is probably right on target, but her hair...oh, Felicity. I don't know. ALL wavy-haired Felicitys ought to be wary of a haircut, is what we've learned from Keri Russell.
Gabrielle Union in Prada
Prada really was just doing whatever they wanted. She looks better in this than she has a right to, I think, but that's just because she is an ageless wonder. ALSO: I might love the striped dress on the civilian behind her.
Greta Gerwig in Theory by Olivier Theyskens.
I LOVE the skirt, I hate the top, and her face is NOT selling this.
Idina Menzel in Donna Karan Ateiler
This is quite elegant on her, though I wish she'd added some color with the jewelry.
Georgia May Jagger in Thierry Mugler
Somewhere -- maybe The Daily Mail I KNOW -- was complaining that this was too naked, but I actually think she looks kind of great?
Katie Couric
This photo is a great example of how sometimes the best part of the Met Gala is seeing the random people BEHIND the celebrity.