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# Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fugs-and-fabs-black-and-white/
- Published: 2013-05-09T18:00:26.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:39:10.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Emma Watson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190176_10.xml)

I don't love this, but I love her --- and she always manages to keep things classy, even when they're revealing. I'll allow it.

## Carey Mulligan

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190116_10.xml)

This is LOVELY and also REALLY BORING compared to half the other people -- and to the amazing gold Prada gown she wore last year. I LOVE the safety pin at the neckline, but basically I wish she had worn this to a *Gatsby* screening instead.

## Taylor Swift

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168198025_10.xml)

Okay. So this is kind of great. In a kind of medieval princess way -- why did so many people drift in Goth Princess? -- but still: good on you, Taylor.

## Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell-Bower

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168212028.xml)

Well. She went there.

## January Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168298420.xml)

The dress feels pretty half-assed.

## January Jones closeup

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168212112.xml)

But the eye-makeup is totally full-assed, and as weird as it is, I love it.

## Aubrey Plaza

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168187944_10.xml)

I also love this. I am beginning to think SHE might be kind of an awkward weirdo (based largely on her behavior at the MTV Movie Awards), but she has good taste. (Or, at least, a good stylist.)

## Jessica Alba

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168298493_10.xml)

This is fine -- is it leather? That is very cool, if yes --- but I am kind of bored of her. [This article is old, but I just read it via Lainey, and it kind of explains why she (and Bosworth) is everywhere without actually doing any acting anymore](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/jessica-alba-kate-bosworth-who-427456?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). In a sense, I admire her for making a very good living by doing other stuff. For a woman who isn't a great actress, it's really smart. But I think you have to be careful not to devolve yourself into someone who is Famous For Being Famous, because that burns out quickly.

## Olivia Wilde

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168298399_10.xml)

I don't LOVE this, but I get it. I like it better from the back, I think. BEHOLD NEXT SLIDE:

## Olivia Wilde

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210056_10.xml)

Groovy?

## Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210360_10.xml)

From the eyeballs down, this could seriously be the Golden Globes. Be more interesting.

## LeeLee Sobieski

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168203518_10.xml)

I primarily applaud her expression of rage.

## Sofia Coppola and Marc Jacobs

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193518_10.xml)

Sofia announced she just decided to wear pajamas (literally, she said that); Marc, I can not believe didn't wear one of his dresses, although props for the Converse. On the other hand, I really wish I could do Sofia's hair on my head. I think her whole American Living In France headsuit is so enviable.

## Eve

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193387_10.xml)

This is intense! I admire that.

## Kylie Minogue

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193195_10.xml)

BORING. COME ON, KYLIE.

## Kelly Osborne

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190364_10.xml)

Her purple hair has been waiting its whole life for this moment. (Actually, despite being scared that the slit on this is a bit too crotchtacular, I think Kelly looks pretty great.)

## Ashley Greene

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168189923_10.xml)

Something about this feels SO 2008.

## Bella Heathcote

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168188050_10.xml)

Lovely, for an entirely different party. Wait until the Met salutes Jane Austen (which would actually be amazing).

## Sandra Lee

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168187537_10.xml)

As we discussed on Twitter the night of the Gala, we all hope she was in charge of the tablescapes.

[Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and WhiteLet's look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190176_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fugs-and-fabs-black-and-white-05-2013/)