Emma Watson
I don't love this, but I love her --- and she always manages to keep things classy, even when they're revealing. I'll allow it.
Carey Mulligan
This is LOVELY and also REALLY BORING compared to half the other people -- and to the amazing gold Prada gown she wore last year. I LOVE the safety pin at the neckline, but basically I wish she had worn this to a Gatsby screening instead.
Taylor Swift
Okay. So this is kind of great. In a kind of medieval princess way -- why did so many people drift in Goth Princess? -- but still: good on you, Taylor.
Lily Collins and Jamie Campbell-Bower
Well. She went there.
January Jones
The dress feels pretty half-assed.
January Jones closeup
But the eye-makeup is totally full-assed, and as weird as it is, I love it.
Aubrey Plaza
I also love this. I am beginning to think SHE might be kind of an awkward weirdo (based largely on her behavior at the MTV Movie Awards), but she has good taste. (Or, at least, a good stylist.)
Jessica Alba
This is fine -- is it leather? That is very cool, if yes --- but I am kind of bored of her. This article is old, but I just read it via Lainey, and it kind of explains why she (and Bosworth) is everywhere without actually doing any acting anymore. In a sense, I admire her for making a very good living by doing other stuff. For a woman who isn't a great actress, it's really smart. But I think you have to be careful not to devolve yourself into someone who is Famous For Being Famous, because that burns out quickly.
Olivia Wilde
I don't LOVE this, but I get it. I like it better from the back, I think. BEHOLD NEXT SLIDE:
Olivia Wilde
Groovy?
Emily Blunt and John Krasinski
From the eyeballs down, this could seriously be the Golden Globes. Be more interesting.
LeeLee Sobieski
I primarily applaud her expression of rage.
Sofia Coppola and Marc Jacobs
Sofia announced she just decided to wear pajamas (literally, she said that); Marc, I can not believe didn't wear one of his dresses, although props for the Converse. On the other hand, I really wish I could do Sofia's hair on my head. I think her whole American Living In France headsuit is so enviable.
Eve
This is intense! I admire that.
Kylie Minogue
BORING. COME ON, KYLIE.
Kelly Osborne
Her purple hair has been waiting its whole life for this moment. (Actually, despite being scared that the slit on this is a bit too crotchtacular, I think Kelly looks pretty great.)
Ashley Greene
Something about this feels SO 2008.
Bella Heathcote
Lovely, for an entirely different party. Wait until the Met salutes Jane Austen (which would actually be amazing).
Sandra Lee
As we discussed on Twitter the night of the Gala, we all hope she was in charge of the tablescapes.