Olivia Wilde
I have no idea what's happening on her head -- is that a headband? -- but from the neck down, this dress is ostensibly pretty, right? I have my doubts about the styling, though.
Rachel Weisz
"I don't know. I just decided this would be fine."
Irina Shayk and Emily Ratajkowski
Irina looks like China: Through Victoria's Secret, but Emily looks glorious, I think.
Lily Collins
I don't even know what this is. Sincerely. Is...it an homage to Audrey Hepburn's birthday? Did she think it was just a random costume party? Did she forget she was going to this and just threw something together? Is it a reference I am just not getting? HELP ME.
CHER
ALL HAIL CHER.
Liu Wen
I actually also like this: she ALWAYS turns it out at the Met Gala.
Georgia May Jagger
Is this too on the nose? I will say that I think this fabric is quite beautiful, even if all of it feels perhaps a bit overstyled?
Kelli O'Hara and Ken Watanabe
Kelli looks nice but mostly i want to talk about how ageless and handsome Ken Watanabe is.
Miranda Kerr
This sincerely might be a shirt.
Tory Burch
I think those are poppies, but this kind of feels like a Salute to Colonial American Wallpaper.
Taraji P. Henson and Alexander Wang
But I LOVE this. (She might have been well-served by a red lip?)
Amber Valletta
Oh, Amber. Just do not.
DVF
One can always count on DVF to pull out a good print.
Alexa Chung in Erdem
I kind of love this. I am in thrall to Erdem in general, though.
Jessica Alba
The best part of this is how JUDGMENTAL the woman behind her looks.