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Rachel McAdams in Valentino

All the super-dark lipstick was very well deployed. It suits Rachel surprisingly well. I also enjoy this dress -- it looks a gorgeous textile primer on witchcraft. Although I JUST NOW realized I can also see France.

Nina Dobrev in Marchesa

This is pretty, and yet I never really respond with my whole heart to that dishwatery tulle color. Imagine it in green.

Sienna Miller in Gucci

Okay, this is also a good base, but it needs a huge hoik. Sitting the way it does, it's giving the impression that her chest lives in places I do not believe to be accurate.

Florence Welch in Gucci

This seems EXACTLY right for her. I'm guessing the funky sheen it achieves is part of the technology of the gown.

Poppy Delevingne in Marchesa

This reminds me ENORMOUSLY of Diane Kruger's red Reem Acra from the Oscars. I think I like this one better because it doesn't spotlight the pelvic bone as much.

Jemima Kirke in Chanel

No no, the red eyeshadow trend was from awards season. Now it's no eyebrows. JEMIMA. Update your memos.

Amber Heard in Ralph Lauren

This is like the Halloween costume of the Met: "What am I? Who knows. Do I look good? Then fine."

Cush Jumbo

I love her so much from The Good Wife, but I wish she'd gotten to make more of a statement. This is The Paley Center Celebrates The Finale Of The Good Wife, not a Met gown.

Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Last of the Metallics
You know I love an event where there is SO MUCH silver and gold. That said, it wasn't all deployed to ideal effect. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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