> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Models at the Met - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fugs-and-fabs-the-models-at-the-met/ - Published: 2014-05-07T14:00:53.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-10T01:39:25.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Gisele Bundchen in Balenciaga ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gisele_bundchen_met_ball_met_gala_488334203.xml) "I'm HERRRRRRE!" ## Arizona Muse in Ralph & Russo ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/arizona_muse_met_ball_met_gala_488334195.xml) THIS is amazing. ## Suki Waterhouse in Burberry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/suki_waterhouse_met_ball_met_gala_488385317.xml) This dress was distressing to me. I LOATHE what the bodice is doing her. It's wringing her chest out like lemons. ## Suki Waterhouse ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/suki_waterhouse_met_ball_met_gala_488318123.xml) And that's a shame, because the back is very striking. ## Liu Wen in Zac Posen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/liu_wen_met_ball_met_gala_488322575.xml) I don't always love the cat-ear bodice -- yes, I totally made up that term -- but I think she is killing this. ## Toni Garrn in Topshop ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/toni_garrn_met_ball_met_gala_488334949.xml) Whereas this looks like the sad discount version. Which technically it actually might be. ## Karen Elson in Zac Posen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/karen_elson_met_ball_met_gala_488353091.xml) Someone in Fug Nation noted that this is a Molly Ringwald "Pretty In Pink" moment, and now that's all I can see. It's... a lot of heavy fabric in a drab hue. ## Stella Tennant ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/stella_tennant_met_ball_met_gala_488351701.xml) Potentially great, if it were a few inches higher. HOIKATHON. ## Amber Valletta ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/488355203.xml) Nice jacket and jewels, but not for this party, really. Also, she looks tired. Maybe she has been up late trying to figure out where REVENGE went wrong and how it could've been saved. ## Cara Delevingne in Stella McCartney ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cara_delevingne_met_ball_met_gala_488373511.xml) Strangely, this could have been worse. But I'm still not on board. It's slacks and bandaging. ## Chrissy Teigen in Ralph Lauren ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/chrissy_teigen_488377217.xml) And THIS doesn't show her off to her best advantage EITHER. Let's not bring back the mighty ruff. ## Chrissy Teigen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/chrissy_teigen_488385029.xml) Nor the mighty sideboob. ## Kendall Jenner in Topshop ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kendall_jenner_met_ball_met_gala488338605.xml) Kendall is trying to work as a model -- and posed at the Met with several of them, and has booked jobs -- so I will give her what she wants here and lump her in with the others. And I do not like her dress. It just LOOKS like Topshop. ## Laeticia Casta ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/laeticia_casta_488348939.xml) I feel like this is the Met Ball equivalent of throwing on a sweatshirt to hang out with your friends. ## Jourdan Dunn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/jourdan_dunn_488355503.xml) I love that this photo looks like some random dude is trying to look up her dress. ## Carolyn Murphy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/carolyn_murphy_488385477.xml) Very pretty, and probably unimpeachable. ## Christy Turlington ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/christy_turlington_488384517.xml) Ditto. Good gravy, she's so beautiful. ## Adriana Lima ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/adriana_lima_met_ball_met_gala_488347255.xml) Meh. That bodice looks plasticky. Pass. ## Lily Aldridge in Michael Kors ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lily_aldridge_met_ball_met_gala_488355105.xml) That's gorgeous, but I feel a little like her head isn't showing up to play. ## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Balmain ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rosie_huntington_whiteley_met_ball_met_gala_488321757.xml) I also like that, and it's repairing a lot of the damage Kim Kardashian's rampage through Balmain did a week or so ago. ## Joan Smalls ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/joan_smalls_met_ball_met_gala_488335095.xml) Make it a minidress and wear it someplace else, yes? ## Stephanie Seymour ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/stephanie_seymour_met_ball_met_gala_488340355.xml) So, Getty captioned EVERY photo of her as Linda Evangelista. And I was all appalled that they didn't see it was Stephanie Seymour, until I saw [one picture](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/john-dempsey-president-of-mac-cosmetics-and-linda-news-photo/488352795?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) that made me think, "... MAAAYBE I am crazy?" But no. Fug Nation backed me up. And Linda Evangelista may be enraged, because that dress is twee and awful -- she is lovely but WAY past the point of looking like a 12-year old at a chorus concert -- and I joked on Twitter that she should file a lawsuit and call it "Freedom '90 vs. November Rain." ## Naomi Campbell in Givenchy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/naomi_campbell_met_ball_met_gala_488343295.xml) I feel like Kim Kardashian ACTUALLY wanted this. THANK GOD she didn't get it. [Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Models at the MetI hope Tom Brady's pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/gisele_bundchen_met_ball_met_gala_488334203.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-fugs-and-fabs-the-models-at-the-met-05-2014/)