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Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs

This dress is screaming in the wind, to me: trying so hard to say something, but I can't hear any of it. This is two years late for the punk theme, and is weighing her down with every flourish they could think to use.

Emily Blunt in Michael Kors

This fits like a glove, and it's a beautiful color. Kim K got exhausting with all the skintight stuff she wore, but Emily somehow makes this look like a comfortable and breathable celebration of the amazing things her body is doing.

Emily Blunt, Olivia Wilde (also in Michael Kors

Olivia, who was actually IN Tron, mercifully did not go full Tron. (Not least because "computer person" is not the interpretation of the theme that the Met intended.) There's something interesting in how the look of the grommets changes as we go down the gown. And she definitely heard all the people who've been asking her to scoop away the '70s waves. She might look pretty good.

Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Pregnant Ladies
I realized we hadn't covered these three yet, so why not put them together? For your future babies' pianos, ladies. [Photos: Getty]

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