Monica Barbaro in Dior

She looks so cute at the actual Gala; this is such a womp-womp. It'd be a gorgeous summer dress if lined. Alas.

Janelle Monae

What was once a "wardrobe malfunction" is now a wardrobe function.

Keke Palmer

That little skirt is SO cute, but then she ruined it with this horrendous cardigan-bra -- a thing I cannot believe exists -- that is crushing the nerves out of her chest.

Natasha Lyonne

I think I can see the top of her tights. I want to know less about that, and more about that purse.

Cardi B

Cardi B looked magnificent at the Gala; easily one of the best of the night. How the see-saw has plummeted.

Shaboozey

Is this a LACE CHAPS SUIT? Truly we are blessed with men who have outlandish tastes having a GRAND old time with clothes right now.

Hailey Bieber

Even Hailey looks distressed about this. Laura Harrier over there, on the other hand, has on a great tribute to Andre Leon Talley.

Jeremy Pope

Send up the white smoke; our pope has arrived.

Taraji P. Henson

Some of these parties did not have step-and-repeats. I'd be curious to see the rest of these, but alas, all we really get is that she's wearing The Flying Nun on her wrists.

Ego Nwodim

This is clearly a paid promotion, and one I have not heard before. Ahem: "Ego Nwodim served up a mix of style and function as she sported the Panera Croissant Clutch which toted her Panera Croissant Toast Sandwich." Frankly, I want both of those things, and I don't even really like Panera. MORE people should get snack-inspired and snack-stuffed purses. (Also, love the dress. And SNL is screwed if it loses her in the offseason.)

Julia Fox

Of course she appears to be wearing leather underpants! It's Julia Fox. I assume nothing she wears is breathable.

Megan Thee Stallion

I hope whatever this is fits better than her original Kors dress.

Oh look, I think it DOES, actually. It's not a different neckline but I do think it's a different dress -- this one is dark. If Kors made them both, how did he get one more correct than the other? Mysteries.

Precious Lee

The night's theme was tailoring but she seemed determined to wear things that WEREN'T well-fitted to her chest. This entire outfit is almost anti-tailored.

A$AP Rocky

I was going to say that I like his pin, but I guess he doesn't want to hear it.

Mary J Blige

I can't lie, I miss the little wire hat.

Sabrina Carpenter, Jenna Ortega

Oh look, someone made Sabrina pants! I actually love this on her and I can't even really see it. But when do we EVER see her in trousers and a long coat? It's fresher than a leotard. What if the black one Jenna is wearing actually WAS for Sabrina and she was like, "DUDE, I CAN'T," and Jenna was like, "I'VE GOT YOU," and they switched.

Maluma

His Met suit was so beautiful, but I appreciate the great lengths he went to here to find dressy casualwear.

Kendall Jenner

Love this on her. Kind of wish she'd worn it to the big dance.

Rihanna

This really is the dressed-down version of what she wore to the Met.

Chappell Roan

Amazing.

Gabrielle Union, Dwyane Wade

Oh, Gabrielle. It didn't need to be this way!

Heidi Klum

Heidi really did sit back and chill upon this night.

Ashley Graham

Oh my God, WHY is Ashley Graham condemned to bad outfits? Her Met gown was better than usual but still a bit blah, but it's a picnic compared to this monstrosity, which doesn't fit and looks like a housecat sewed it. No disrespect to housecats.

Rose

That skirt might be fun.

Alton Mason

I love him for committing to the eyepatch ALL NIGHT. This is an excellent suit on him, in a tough material.

Tracee Ellis Ross

I agree, Tracee.

Leon Bridges

So stylish.

Chance the Rapper

I rather like this suit, too. What a nice, tactile material.

Andra Day

WAIT. Okay. So do we think that if she wants to, she can stick her arms back in those sleeves and jam her hands into the gloves? Or are those just novelty glove-sleeves?!? I must know.

Padma

This is probably great.

Coco Rocha

Sometimes I don't realize who was missing from the gala until they're right in front of me. I saw this and was like, "OH RIGHT." It was weird not to see her there and yet surely also not the first time.

Bebe Rexha

Oh, I enjoy this. It's very Sexy Artful Dodger.

Anna Sawai in Dior

Well, that's a nice thank-you note.

Janelle Monae Let It Hang Out at the Met Gala Afterparties

No, that is not Janelle Monae.