Dita Von Teese

I am a LITTLE confused by what's happening with the bodice, but I think it might just be this photo. Likewise, I SORT OF wish it weren't the color of underpinnings, but she IS a burlesque dancer so it makes sense? And I adore the red trim.

Dita and Zac

I don't even like mermaid hems, but this one suits her, no?

Dita Von Teese

And the back is DIVINE. Let's give it to her.

Met Gala Well Played, Dita Von Teese in Zac Posen

I feel like when the theme for this year's Met Gala came out, Zac Posen heaved a HUGE sigh of relief and called Dita and was like, "WE ARE ALL OVER THIS." And, indeed, so they were. [Photos: Getty]