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Michael B Jordan, Lupita Nyong'o, Nate Parker

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I don't know what Michael B Jordan is even wearing and I don't even care. As I said on Twitter last night, I want SOME combination of these people to be dating, and I don't care what combination. Any combination. All combinations. These hot people need to be hot together on a regular basis.

Lupita Nyong'o in Calvin Klein

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I LOVE this dress. You guys know I love a sequin, but I think even the sheer is really smart and chic. It's also got the sternum that Lupita demands, but not to an extreme.

Lupita Nyong'o in Calvin Klein

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I love the delicacy of this train.

Lupita Nyong'o in Calvin Klein

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The entire back of this is just good, to my eye.

Lupita Nyong'o in Calvin Klein

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And her hair is great. Kat Graham once wore her hair like this to The Blonds at Fashion Week -- she told us it was Styrofoam balls, and that she had to ride over to the venue with her head hanging out of the window of her taxi, and every time I remember that story, I smile (Kat Graham is great, in case you were wondering).

Met Gala Well Played: Lupita Nyong'o in Calvin Klein
I LOVE this. I cannot tell a lie. [Photos: Getty]

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