Zendaya in Michael Kors

I keep inadvertently downloading people who appear to be considering sneezing. Apologies, Zendaya -- I was just looking at your fabulous slinky frock.

Zendaya AND Michael Kors

Honestly, this hair is inching very close to being a bowl-cut, and yet it looks fab on her.

Zendaya in Michael Kors

I love her makeup, AND I love the tactile texture of this fabric. Everything about this feels vaguely 70s, in a way that really sings.

Zendaya in Michael Kors

And the after-party dress is cute, too. Full marks AS USUAL, Zendaya.

Met Gala Well Played: Zendaya in Michael Kors

She is selling this. [Photos: Getty]