Madonna
Apparently Daenarys Targaryen's mother has never been seen on/in Game of Thrones because she died in childbirth. OR DID SHE? If anyone is the Mother of the Mother of Dragons, it is this woman.
Madonna
It says a lot about Madonna that this is now tiresome, rather than shocking. I mean, I think SHE believes she's still making waves, and maybe she is, but... just not the ones she's intends. I also think she doesn't give either of those nip patches whether this is on-theme. All she wants is to think she's still rocking your world, and maybe to help nurse some dragons.
Madonna
I wonder how many times Anna Wintour has tried to stop inviting her. Somebody please provide Madonna with a photo of Cher from last year and Cher's number, so that she can explain to Madonna just how VERY POSSIBLE it is for once-provocative mono-monikered singing superstars to turn down the volume sometimes. And sheathe their buttocks.