> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Met Ball: Fug Nation's Worst Dressed - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-worst-dressed/ - Published: 2013-05-10T20:30:44.000Z - Updated: 2013-05-13T02:56:36.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Allison Williams ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168207910-419x6101.xml) It's also mean to turn someone's crotch into an optical illusion. ## Ashley Greene ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168189923_10-419x6291.xml) The expression on her face says, to me, "God, I wish Donna Karan were still working with me." This Marchesa is MASSIVE and bleak and so unbelievably unflattering to a tiny, tiny person. It should never have happened. ## Ashley Olsen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168203431-419x6291.xml) I legit want next year's theme to be CAFTANS: A LOVE STORY. ## Beyonce ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/05/168197866-390x5861.jpg) The Empress's clothes are....questionable sometimes. They just ARE, YOU GUYS. ## Blake Lively ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168210422-419x6111.xml) I miss Leighton Meester. ## Carolyn Murphy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168188160-419x6291.xml) Yikes. ## Chloe Sevigny ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168188287-419x6291.xml) Even though this is hilarious, the fact remains that it's still totally wrong for the event and kind of cracked out. ## Elizabeth Banks ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168189862-419x6291.xml) The shoes kill it for me. ## Ginnifer Goodwin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168211935-419x6291.xml) I don't hate the dress as much as I hate the makeup. ## Gwen Stefani ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168197910-419x6301.xml) This just looks unfinished. ## Gwyneth Paltrow ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168189605-419x6291.xml) This is SUCH a punt from a woman who generally is unafraid to do controversial and dramatic things. I wonder if she picked this because everyone HATED her Iron Man 3 dress so much, and she was feeling kind of defensive and overly safe, which... you're Gwyneth. NEVER feel overly safe, lady. This is bad for the night, and bad in general, I think, and doubly bad when you're freaking Gwyneth Paltrow. ## Jessica Biel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168211985-419x6281.xml) I cannot believe we have arrived at a place where I need to tell Jessica Biel to stop wearing see-through pants. The third time was the HARM, not the CHARM, kid. ## Julianne Moore ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168298369_10-419x6291.xml) Because she gets it right once out of every 100 events. How do you look that good at her age, physically, and consistently NOT find great clothes? ## Karolina Kurkova ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168214290-419x6291.xml) I can't get over the shading on the right side of the photo that makes it look like her boob is weirdly low. ## Katy Perry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190022-419x6291.xml) She may have lost her mind. ## Kim Kardashian ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/05/168209975-390x5701.jpg) What can I say that hasn't already been said, except that it's mean to turn someone's arms into optical illusions? ## Kristen Stewart ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168198182-419x6291.xml) Stella McCartney and her deal with the devil claims another young wardrobe. ## Linda Evangelista ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190452-419x6291.xml) She should have held out for that $10,000. ## Miranda Kerr ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168193188-419x6301.xml) Nope. ## Olivia Wilde ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168298399_10-419x6361.xml) The more i look at this, the more I hate it, and it reminds me of the dingy stretchy waist bandage I had to wear after my C-section to try and keep all my incision-protecting padding in place. Specifically, how that thing looked after I'd worn it for two weeks. ## Renee Zellweger ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168190339-419x6301.xml) More like Renee Zzzzzzellweger, AM I RIGHT. ## Rosie Huntington Whiteley ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1682103781-419x6301.xml) No. ## Zooey Deschanel ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168208022-419x6131.xml) The thing is, I actually love the dress. I just think it was a HUGE misfire at the Met Ball no matter WHAT the theme was. That's daytime; the Met Ball is Primetime Plus. [Met Ball: Fug Nation's Worst DressedIn case you're confused about why we're not voting on everyone any more, I direct you to the Best Dressed poll (and further, perhaps, the Oscars best/wort poll), and also: we're all too old to look at all the boring ones again, right? \[poll id="10481"\] \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168207910-419x6101.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/met-gala-worst-dressed-05-2013/)