Allison Williams
It's also mean to turn someone's crotch into an optical illusion.
Ashley Greene
The expression on her face says, to me, "God, I wish Donna Karan were still working with me." This Marchesa is MASSIVE and bleak and so unbelievably unflattering to a tiny, tiny person. It should never have happened.
Ashley Olsen
I legit want next year's theme to be CAFTANS: A LOVE STORY.
Beyonce
The Empress's clothes are....questionable sometimes. They just ARE, YOU GUYS.
Blake Lively
I miss Leighton Meester.
Carolyn Murphy
Yikes.
Chloe Sevigny
Even though this is hilarious, the fact remains that it's still totally wrong for the event and kind of cracked out.
Elizabeth Banks
The shoes kill it for me.
Ginnifer Goodwin
I don't hate the dress as much as I hate the makeup.
Gwen Stefani
This just looks unfinished.
Gwyneth Paltrow
This is SUCH a punt from a woman who generally is unafraid to do controversial and dramatic things. I wonder if she picked this because everyone HATED her Iron Man 3 dress so much, and she was feeling kind of defensive and overly safe, which... you're Gwyneth. NEVER feel overly safe, lady. This is bad for the night, and bad in general, I think, and doubly bad when you're freaking Gwyneth Paltrow.
Jessica Biel
I cannot believe we have arrived at a place where I need to tell Jessica Biel to stop wearing see-through pants. The third time was the HARM, not the CHARM, kid.
Julianne Moore
Because she gets it right once out of every 100 events. How do you look that good at her age, physically, and consistently NOT find great clothes?
Karolina Kurkova
I can't get over the shading on the right side of the photo that makes it look like her boob is weirdly low.
Katy Perry
She may have lost her mind.
Kim Kardashian
What can I say that hasn't already been said, except that it's mean to turn someone's arms into optical illusions?
Kristen Stewart
Stella McCartney and her deal with the devil claims another young wardrobe.
Linda Evangelista
She should have held out for that $10,000.
Miranda Kerr
Nope.
Olivia Wilde
The more i look at this, the more I hate it, and it reminds me of the dingy stretchy waist bandage I had to wear after my C-section to try and keep all my incision-protecting padding in place. Specifically, how that thing looked after I'd worn it for two weeks.
Renee Zellweger
More like Renee Zzzzzzellweger, AM I RIGHT.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
No.
Zooey Deschanel
The thing is, I actually love the dress. I just think it was a HUGE misfire at the Met Ball no matter WHAT the theme was. That's daytime; the Met Ball is Primetime Plus.