Kanye West
"I ICED UP MY EYES 'CAUSE I'M FEELING COLD VIBES FROM ALL Y'ALL PEOPLE WHO DID NOT SEEM TO JIBE WITH THE WAY I DESCRIBED MY FINANCIAL DEMISE. IT'S NOT THAT I'M BROKE OR BANKRUPT AS A JOKE; I JUST NEEDED A POKE OR A STOKE FROM SMART FOLKS WHO UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT DOPE TO FINANCE YOUR OWN HOPES BECAUSE THAT'S JUST FUCKING INSANE. LIKE. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF SILICON VALLEY? SPENDING OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY ON YOUR RISKY CREATIVE SHIT IS WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS?"
Kanye and Kim
You may be surprised to hear this, but I don't think Kim looks terrible. She's on theme, if super obvious, and she evidently got the memo about what we're all supposed to do with our eyebrows in The Future. But truly, this could have gone a lot worse, and I think she looks completely fine, and possibly even good. Kanye, though... his outfit looks semi-homemade. It's like the very worst Sandra Lee tablescape tribute to Balmain that you could imagine.
Kendall Jenner in Versace
Full marks to Kendall for making this work. It's risque but it feels futuristic in all the right ways, and the nude-ish parts of it aren't distracting or freaky. Listen, given that it's Versace, I'm as surprised about this as you are.
Kylie Jenner in Balmain
The worst-dressed mantle has thus been passed to Kylie from Kim. This feels like Balmain meets Showgirls.
Kylie Jenner
And THIS feels like Balmain meets Herve Leger. Maybe Balmain needs to stop meeting things.