Michaela Coel in Schiaparelli

This.. doesn't look that fun to party in? Maybe if she traded in the death traps on her feet, and then scouted out some pants.

Keke Palmer

She's with Sergio Hudson, who designed her gala dress as well as this little rainbow number. Keke Palmer's blossoming from Fug Madness winner to fierce fashionista has been DELIGHTFUL to witness.

Rihanna

I guess this is the casual version of what she wore on the red carpet. I think... on balance, this whole night did not go as Rihanna might have hoped. The EXTREME lateness of her arrival, and the only-okay outfit, did not lead to the coronation I think she might have expected.

Lizzo

I don't know why I can ONLY see through her waistband? But this would be so much nicer if I were not staring at her underpants.

Kendall Jenner in Nensi Dojaka

SPEAKING OF. This is a dupe of a vintage Chanel outfit, and it's extremely on-brand that the big change she made is going from full-coverage fake underpants to a thong version. Also... just because you can doesn't mean you should etc.

Emily Ratajkoswski in custom Dilara Findikoglu

SAY IT AGAIN LOUDER FOR THE KIDS IN THE BACK. Also, this is custom. She had to REALLY WANT THIS. For reasons that are impossible to fathom.

Olivia Wilde

This ALSO does not surprise me.

Janelle Monae

MUST WE.

Adut Akech

She looks like a cheerleader who got hazed.

Ava Max

That skirt could be interesting, but I feel like... with a bodysuit on top rather than a tube top, right?

Simi Liu

Oy, NO.

Billie Eilish in Lu'u Dan

To me, THAT is how you do an afterparty. Get comfy and ditch the shapewear.

Letitia Wright

Again with the comfort!

Olivia Rodrigo

This is vintage Chanel sourced from Tab Vintage, and it's perfect for her. Her hair and makeup are also much better here than they were at the Gala; they maybe went a little too kooky with that.

Yara Shahidi

There are a lot of optical tricks going on here that my eyes don't love.

Chloe Fineman

I ALMOST feel badly about how much we tore into her and Derek Blasberg's efforts. ALMOST. The thing is, there's no way they didn't both know it was a shitshow. She looks fine here.

Jenna Ortega

Ugh, the Thom Browne Little-Girl Sexpot aesthetic annoys me so much.

Mary J. Blige

I feel badly that this is such a bad picture of Mary J., but I have to laugh, because that is exactly how I feel when I go out these days. I'm out of practice.

Coco Rocha

Many folks wondered where Coco was at the Gala. She and Karl certainly worked together a lot. But a lot of name models didn't attend the Gala itself. We may never know why; Coco doesn't seem like she'd have been doing it out of protest? I enjoy this OTT soap villain outfit.

Precious Lee

This is some messy Chanel.

Cardi B and Offset

This is all fine and good, but she changed outfits like she was the VMA host, or something. Sheesh.

Paloma Elsesser

At what point do they all cancel each other out?

Mindy Kaling

Cute!

Lily James

This was a pretty good night for her, sartorially.

Anne Hathaway

I like this laid-back party look for her.

Imaan Hammam

That's quite fabulous -- I love that the whole dress is like the giant necktie attached to the collar.

Cara Delevingne

I quite like that as well -- very VERY similar idea, but longer and with the peek of red. They pair nicely.

Doja Cat

Inquiring minds wanted to know if she took off the cat face, and she did.

Paris and Nicky Hilton

Nicky looks very put-together and somehow Paris looks like a Paris impersonator.

Bella Ramsey

Ooh, the sketches on the blouse are a neat idea.

Coco Rocha

The Coco scorecard reads Afterparties 2, Gala 0. Also... have we found hair that Coco cannot quite carry? I didn't think it existed, but it might be... whatever this is.

Penelope Cruz

The bride is ready to BOOGIE.

Jennifer Lopez

I might have liked it if she'd worn this inside. It's a common theme but it's also different for her, and what she ended up wearing was so... standard.

Stephanie Hsu

Psst. Karl wore pants.

Rachel Brosnahan

That's a trade up from her nipple splotches.

Lea Michele

I have such a reaction to her that I can't get into her outfits, even when they're objectively fine.

Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas

This ALSO would have been fun inside, because again, it's so different for her. A big Prom ball gown is not.

Kate Hudson and Madelyn Cline

I forgot they know each other from Glass Onion. It's weird to see some of the big names who were NOT at the Gala but wanted to come to the parties. Did they turn down the Gala? Or not get invited? I cannot imagine Kate Hudson turning down anything like that, but who knows.

Lizzo

And finally, the most relatable choice of all.

The Met Afterparties: So Many Outfit Changes

Including one MORE from Cardi B.