Amal Clooney in Versace

I mean...boom. She looks amazing in this. (It's not particularly unusual but it also doesn't need to be.) I LOVE how the palettes get larger as they get closer to the floor.

Leomie Anderson in Julien X Gabriela

She's gorgeous as a human, of course, but...I'm so over this entire vibe. We've been dealing with Extreme Sheers for YEARS now.

Skepta and Maya Jama

As promised, Maya did change when she went inside. She looks nice! I now sort of want a bronze tracksuit.

Ashley Roberts in Georges Hobeika

Honestly...I love this. (The shoes are kinda boring but that's not a sin; there's a LOT going on otherwise.)

Poppy Delevingne

I also love this. It's VERY Expensive Wedding Reception Gown for A Bride Who Changes Three Times.

Letitia Wright in Prada

I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS.

FKA twigs in Valentino

Ah, another victim of the Victoria's Secret Shipwreck crawls to shore! I'm glad she's safe!

Chrishell Stause in Juana Martin

This is objectively silly...but also kicky and fun on her, so carry on!

Rochelle Humes

I need to note that there are a ton of snaps of her from this event where she looks SO cute and is clearly having a blast -- but you couldn't really see her poncho in them. I cannot in good conscience sign off on said poncho, but I actually think the issue here is the gloves. Cover them up with your hands, and this feels right, right?

Alexa Chung in 16Arlington

Yeah, so the thing is that I love this.

Andrea Londo

YES HER BANDEAU TOP IS A LOBSTER. (It's a hoot.)

Ashley Park in David Koma

PLEASE tell me they were seated next to each other!

Karen Elson

Reasonable. On brand. Sparkly.

Lila Moss

I guess. Living up to your mother's model bona fides when your mother is literally Kate Moss is a lot to ask, though. (This is very reminiscent of one of Kate's most famous looks.)

Wallis Day

So this is a lot of look, obviously, but I think it works for this (and probably only this) event. Also, her head looks so cute and so few people could pull off that hair!

Ella Balinska

All of this feels a little heavy, and the sheerness of her hands in those gloves is kinda weird. Ultimately, she's worn better. Tomorrow is another day!

Olivia Culpo in Miss Sohee

LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 04: Olivia Culpo attends The Fashion Awards 2023 presented by Pandora at the Royal Albert Hall on December 04, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Amal Clooney Led the Parade of the Metallic and Sparkly at the British Fashion Awards

She nailed it. But what about everyone else?