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# Michael B. Jordan on Men's Health
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/michael-b-jordan-on-mens-health/
- Published: 2018-04-11T14:45:22.000Z
- Updated: 2021-01-18T21:35:01.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

## Michael B. Jordan

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/04/michael-b-jordan-mens-health-april-2018-gfy-cover5-1523404431.jpg)

This is not the best photo of Michael B. Jordan's face. But, it doesn't have to be. That isn't the point. For the straight male reader of Men's Health, this is about his muscles, and they are shown off very nicely indeed. And for any reader of any gender that simply appreciates a hot hot dude this is pretty much ALSO about his muscles. This magazine is muscle porn. And I'm good with that, and I think so is everyone involved. It's a win-win.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/04/michael-b-jordan-mens-health-april-2018-gfy-cover3-1523404414.jpeg)

Michael B. Jordan would also like to light a fire in your loins.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/04/michael-b-jordan-mens-health-april-2018-gfy-cover2-1523404403.jpeg)

Michael B. Jordan is also here to put out that fire, but not really. He won't mean it. He, and you, both know that fire will burn eternal.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/04/michael-b-jordan-mens-health-april-2018-gfy-cover4-1523404423.jpg)

Then, Michael B. Jordan took the time to shatter some cinder blocks, which was nice of him because it's so much easier to see the striation in his shoulders. And to imagine using them as a sexy sexy toast rack or something.

[Michael B. Jordan Looks Terrible On Men's HealthI mean, really, it's just so sad how he has let himself go.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/04/michael-b-jordan-mens-health-april-2018-gfy-cover5-1523404431.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/michael-b-jordan-looks-terrible-on-mens-health-04-2018/)