NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Gabrielle Union attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
This would be better if I couldn't SEE what appears to be her bra pinching her boobs.
Betty Gilpin
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Betty Gilpin attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
Proof that you can be an Emmy winner and still need help so that your hems don't drag on the ground.
Jane Krakowski
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Jane Krakowski attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
A peek of shoe helps SO MUCH. This is an excellent color; she looks fantastic.
Alex Eala
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Alex Eala attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
Love that tennis sock tan. (She is a pro player.) The gloves are totally unnecessary -- they look like driving gloves -- but the dress is fun. She looks like she's at a funeral that Ryan Murphy has scripted.
Olivia Munn
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Olivia Munn attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Is she trying to be in disguise?
Lisa Rinna
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Lisa Rinna attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
No one could ever disguise the Rinna. Not even with hideous sunglasses that eat 50 percent of her face. She looks like Gossamer.
Judith Light
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Judith Light attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
You cannot hide the Judith Light under a bushel of cotton fabric, either. Although she's trying.
Aaron Tveit
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Aaron Tveit attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
Is EVERYONE somehow hoping they are in disguise?
Lea Michele
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Lea Michele attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
Subdued, but fine.
Cara Young
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Cara Young attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
I feel like someone told Kors agout the enshittification of America, and he was like, "The ensuitification of America? I can DO THAT."
Nicole Brydon Bloom
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Nicole Brydon Bloom attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
The turtleneck AND the collar AND the sweater makes me feel claustrophobic.
Nicholas Duvernay
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Nicholas Duvernay attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
This might be even worse. It's like a sauna suit.
Natalia Bryant
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Natalia Bryant attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/Getty Images)
I know monochrome is the point, but I keep wishing we could have a LITTLE zing here. Like an oxblood boot, or sweater.
Paige Desorbo
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 11: Paige Desorbo attends the Michael Kors Collection fashion show during New York Fashion Week: The Shows at the Museum of Modern Art on September 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/WireImage)
We don't have enough formal neckbraces in this world.
