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# Michael Shannon and Jessica Chastain Are Your Weird Aunt and Uncle
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/michael-shannon-and-jessica-chastain-are-your-weird-aunt-and-uncle-06-2023/
- Published: 2023-06-15T16:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2023-06-14T22:03:02.000Z
- Description: FUN weird, though.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

Hey look! It's your aunt and uncle who make a living selling exotic birds, drive matching vintage Trans Ams, and live in a house with a shag-rug-lined conversation pit and a primary bathroom complete with a redwood sauna and six hundred ferns. Last time you had dinner at their place, it was three courses of bacon-wrapped dates and then a pot of fondue. They *might* be swingers but they don't mention it around your parents and they always give you a wad of cash on your birthday and Christmas. They are leaving you everything in their will.

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