NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Michelle Pfeiffer attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Oh. What. Fun." at Alice Tully Hall on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/WireImage)
Michelle looks like she produced this movie, had an average time doing it, and would rather be at her real house drinking mulled wine by the fire. Which... I mean, me too.
Gwen Stefani in Vera Wang
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Gwen Stefani attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Oh. What. Fun." at Alice Tully Hall on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/WireImage)
Gwen looks like she has been replaced by a lookalike who got drunk at Mood.
Felicity Jones
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Felicity Jones attends the premiere of "Oh. What. Fun." at Alice Tully Hall on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
This says, "I hate this dress and they tailored it wrong but it's my sister's day and I am going to SMILE and then someone is going to refill my Champagne 12 times."
Denis Leary
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Denis Leary attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Oh. What. Fun." at Alice Tully Hall on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
This says, "I just had dental surgery."
Dominic Sessa
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Dominic Sessa attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Oh. What. Fun." at Alice Tully Hall on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
This says, "Wow, Mom really went ham with the matching Christmas cardigans this year."
Chloe Grace Moretz
US actress Chloe Grace Moretz attends "Oh. What. Fun." premiere at the Alice Tully Hall in New York on December 2, 2025. (Photo by ANGELA WEISS / AFP via Getty Images)
This says, "I threw my fucking sweater in the FIRE."
Devery Jacobs
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 02: Devery Jacobs attends the premiere of Amazon MGM Studios' "Oh. What. Fun." at Alice Tully Hall on December 02, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/WireImage)
And this says, "All of you need to sit on my talk-show couch in 1992."