Anne Hathaway, Armani

This all feels like Anne Hathaway in 15-20 years, who has time-traveled to 2022 to let us know that the world still exists. I appreciate her for it, but Anne Hathaway 2022 could maybe ratchet up the fun to a level higher than "charity brunch for a cause she can't quite remember but it's very important to the president of the condo board and she'd LOVE to jump the line for Hilda's penthouse once Hilda kicks it."

with husband Adam Schulman

I was not kidding about the hair. That is an ENORMOUS piece. (Does anyone else miss Anne's pixie from post-Les Mis?)

Alexander Skarsgard

He seems to have exited his turtleneck phase. I really like that sweater.

Tracee Ellis Ross in Bottega Veneta

I'm not sure what's more bananas to me here: The boots that look like waders, the dress that's made of yarn loops the likes of which I haven't seen since the body of my childhood rocking horse, or the fact that the seats at this show appear to have been wrapped in aluminum foil. Can we... get them to-go, or something?

Francois-Henri Pinault and Julianne Moore

Salma's hubby is there because his company owns Bottega Veneta, and Julianne is there because... well, presumably, because she damn well felt like it. She seems to have fared reasonably with the clothes, and has a bag she can use to whack anyone who hugs her without consent, so that's handy.

Yahya Abdul Mateen II

He sincerely matches the rug.

Sharon Stone

Sharon looks nice here, but hear me out: Does her necklace look like it's off-center? Or missing a stone? It feels like the left side is ... emptier? It's a Bulgari event so I HOPE everything is wrangled correctly, but the imbalance seems odd, if so.

Kylie Minogue

Do we think that's Versace, or knockoff Versace (it's the safety pins that made me wonder)? The sleeve indecision seems unnecessary given everything else going on here.

Rita Ora

And then Rita wore... this. And Reader, it's PANTS. So basically are we looking at expensive thick satin FORMAL FASHION OVERALLS?

Bulgari Vogue B-Zero1 Aurora Awards, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 27 Feb 2022

Lest ye doubt the pants of it all. I REALLY wish she'd gone all the way and worn the hood up, but I know the point is to show off the back jewelry. STILL. Could she not have indulged us ONCE?

Yes, she brought Taika.

AND she brought her sister and brother. IT'S THREETA ORA.

Anne Hathaway Brought Her Biggest Hair to Milan

Plus: Rita Ora Wore A Thing, the Armani show, and a really ridiculous closing joke.