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Rita Ora Fendi show, Arrivals, Autumn Winter 2022, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Feb 2022
Truly, sincerely, I do not know that I would have assumed this was Rita Ora if did not have confirmation. Now that I KNOW it's her, yes, I see it, but before? It sure feels like Amanda and Ashley Walk to Work.
Taika and Rita
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 23: Taika Waititi and Rita Ora attend the Fendi Fashion Show on February 23, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
But no, it's these two. Her bangs look extremely fake. Which is fine! But you'd think she could get a slightly better piece. They definitely look slick, otherwise.
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 23: Taika Waititi and Rita Ora attend the Fendi Fashion Show on February 23, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
I assume this will be on their wedding invitation.
Taika and Rita in Prada
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Taika Waititi and Rita Ora attend Prada Fall 2022 Womenswear Fashion Show on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)
This whole slideshow is about sunglasses, and also possibly Taika Waititi developing a movie in which he and Rita play spies.
Kim Kardashian in Prada
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Kim Kardashian attends Prada Fall 2022 Womenswear Fashion Show on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Pietro S. D'Aprano/Getty Images for Prada)
Kim has gone SO MAXIMAL with her clothing lately. I prefer this phase because at least I recognize some of it as clothing and/or am not confused about how she puts any of it on. I wonder if she Botoxed her sweat glands so that she isn't constantly perspiring.
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 23: Kim Kardashian is seen during the Milan Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2022/2023 on February 23, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
I call this Sexy Hazmat. (In fairness, I don't know if she went to a show in this, but she's IN Milan FOR the shows, and that's good enough for me.)
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 23: Kim Kardashian is seen during the Milan Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2022/2023 on February 23, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Robino Salvatore/GC Images)
Those pants are so tight, but... forgive me, I think she looks really good? Is Kim Kardashian going into the Matrix?
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Kim Kardashian is seen during Milan Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2022/2023 on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)
I really think she might be. Keanu's name DOES start with a K, so there's obviously a kinship there.
Julia Fox in Diesel
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Julia Fox
Street Style, Autumn Winter 2022, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Feb 2022
All of the preceding makes this look like bad Kim cosplay, though I don't at all think that's the intent. I think this is just what Diesel sent her. Her boob is definitely leaking out the bottom of that tube top, and I question the wisdom of makeup that from the front makes you look... unlike yourself. Strap on some roller skates and she could be the electric train in Starlight Express.
Teyana Taylor in Diesel
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Teyana Taylor
Diesel show, Front Row, Autumn Winter 2022, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Feb 2022
Diesel seems to be really into High Fashion Pit Crew right now.
Adele Exarchopoulos
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 23: Adèle Exarchopoulos attends the Fendi Fashion Show on February 23, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)
Sure! This all makes more sense than a lot of what was in the show itself (coming up next to a blog near you).
Shira Haas in Prada
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Shira Haas attends Prada Fall 2022 Womenswear Fashion Show on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)
I feel like the jacket should be black?
Mackenzie Davis in Prada
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Mackanzie Davis attends Prada Fall 2022 Womenswear Fashion Show on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)
First, I just watched Station Eleven, in which she is excellent. But it's hard to watch. The premiere in particular, after the last two years, was... difficult. It gets easier once you're going back and forth in time, but it's still tough. Beautifully made, but tough. Anyhoo, I hope they all win a lot of awards for it, and this dress is very... minimalist, and I don't want to speculate about anything else here so I'm just going to move along.
Katherine Waterston
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Katherine Waterson attends Prada Fall 2022 Womenswear Fashion Show on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)
Dear God, there's still another Fantastic Beasts movie coming out. How is that possible? She looks good here -- very mysterious and like she works at a high-end magazine.
Storm Reid
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 24: Storm Reid attends Prada Fall 2022 Womenswear Fashion Show on February 24, 2022 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Prada)
Sure! She's young. Life your lives in tiny shirtdresses, Youths of Today! Seize your moment.