MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Didi Stone poses before the Philosophy Di Lorenzo Serafini fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 25, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)
Somewhere, Cher Horowitz is whipping out her credit card and making an IMMEDIATE ORDER.
Barbara Palvin at Philosophy Di Lorenzo Serafini
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Barbara Palvin poses before the Philosophy Di Lorenzo Serafini fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 25, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)
To be honest, Cher is probably also buying this.
Lotte Verbeek at Alberta Ferretti
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 22: Lotte Verbeek is seen on the front row of the Alberta Ferretti fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 22, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli/WireImage )
...is everyone just making clothes for Cher?!?!?!?!
Sabrina Dhowre Elba at Alberta Ferretti
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 22: Sabrina Dhowre Elba is seen on the front row of the Alberta Ferretti fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 22, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/Getty Images)
Okay, Cher Horowitz probably wouldn't wear this. Sabrina -- Mrs Idris Elba, as a reminder -- looks very chic in it, though.
Amelia Hamlin at Roberto Cavalli
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 22: Amelia Hamlin is seen on the front row of the Roberto Cavalli fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 22, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Do we think Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are really going to make this happen? (My personal take is that Amelia Hamlin is no Gigi Hadid. This dress is, however, great on her.)
Sara Sampaio at Genny
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Sara Sampaio is seen on the front row of the Genny fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 23, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by John Phillips/Getty Images)
This feels a little overbaked but that might also be because we've all spent the last 18 months in essentially pajamas.
Didi Stone at Etro
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Didi Stone is seen on the front row of the Etro fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 23, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
THIS COAT! It's glam.
Bella Thorne at Etro
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Bella Thorne is seen on the front row of the Etro fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 23, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Hey, look! It's former Fug Madness champ Bella Thorne, in something that I suspect was inspired by the great Tom Ford Gucci velvet collection. She honestly looks great!
Josh Jackson at Emporio Armani
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Joshua Jackson is seen on the front row of the Emporio Armani fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 23, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)
PACEY IS DRAPED IN VELVET.
Niall Horan at Emporio Armani
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Niall Horan is seen on the front row of the Emporio Armani fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 23, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)
Niall Horan here low key looks as if he's angling for a role in a Sopranos-y spin-off, should one happen.
Zazie Beetz at Max Mara
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Zazie Beetz is seen on the front row of the Max Mara fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 23, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)
Behold! The best celebrity name currently in action. She looks adorable, and those shoes are cute.
Iris Law at Missoni
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 24: Iris Law is seen on the front row of the Missoni fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 24, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli/WireImage )
She's Jude Law and Sadie Frost's daughter and I think you can see them both in her face.
Bar Refaeli at Missoni
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 24: Bar Refaeli is seen on the front row of the Missoni fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 24, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)
Is she secretly wearing Crocs?
Barbara Palvin at Missoni
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 24: Barbara Palvin is seen on the front row of the Missoni fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 24, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)
I cannot sign off on this look and this is also where I remind you that all these folks were dressed by the designers whose shows they are attending. This isn't her fault!
Addison Rae at Versace
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 24: Addison Rae is seen on the front row of the Versace fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 24, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)
Cher Horowitz re-enters the chat.
Olivia Palermo at Versace
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 24: Olivia Palermo is seen on the front row of the Versace fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 24, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
This is great on her.
Olivia Palermo at Ermanno Scervino
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Olivia Palermo is seen on the front row of the Ermanno Scervino fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 25, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Let us all give thanks for the resurgence of FLATS.
Brooke Shields at Salvatore Ferragamo
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Brooke Shields is seen at the front row of Salvatore Ferragamo Spring/Summer 2022 on September 25, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images for Salvatore Ferragamo)
What did I say about leather!
Ashley Benson at Salvatore Ferragamo
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Ashley Benson is seen at the front row of Salvatore Ferragamo Spring/Summer 2022 on September 25, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo M. Raule/Getty Images for Salvatore Ferragamo)
I have to say that I think Ashley Benson is very talented and whatever she's working on right now is probably not worthy of her BUT! I do not know if I think she can pull this off. This cape is like Swinton-level difficulty.
Benjamin Mascolo and Bella Thorne at Versace
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 24: Benjamin Mascolo and Bella Thorne are seen during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 24, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)
And Bella is two-for-two! (This is her fiance with her.)
Ruth Wilson at Giorgio Armani
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 25: Ruth Wilson is seen on the front row of the Giorgio Armani fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 25, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Pietro S. D'Aprano/Getty Images)
Very reasonable, very on-brand.
Addison Rae at Versace Special Event
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 26: Addison Rae is seen on the front row of the Versace special event during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 26, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli / Getty Images )
And now Versace is gonna versace all over everyone.
Damian Charles Hurley and Elizabeth Hurley at Versace Special Event
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 26: Damian Charles Hurley and Elizabeth Hurley are seen on the front row of the Versace special event during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 26, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli / Getty Images )
In which we learn that Liz Hurley's son Damian looks JUST LIKE HER. He is working as a model currently and, like, duh. He's gorgeous.
Zoey Deutch, Iris Law and Cole Sprouse at Versace Special Event
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 26: Zoey Deutch, Iris Law and Cole Sprouse are seen on the front row of the Versace special event during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 26, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli / Getty Images )
Zoey Deutch looks very much like her own mother, Lea Thompson, here. Iris Law is wearing that outfit better than most. And Cole Sprouse, god bless him, looks very silly in his Versace pjs.
Niall Horan at Versace Special Event
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 26: Niall Horan is seen on the front row of the Versace special event during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 26, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli / Getty Images )
"Again, I would be happy to just loiter in the back of the Bada Bing wearing this! Please ring my agent if anything comes up!"
Dua Lipa and Winnie Harlow at Versace Special Event
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 26: Dua Lipa and Winnie Harlow are seen on the front row of the Versace special event during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 26, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli / Getty Images )
Dua is a babe, but I think this look is sort of distracting from her face -- it looks like a very pricy cover-up. Winnie, on the other hand, is mostly pulling this off.
Demi Moore at Versace Special Event
MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 26: Demi Moore is seen on the front row of the Versace special event during the Milan Fashion Week - Spring / Summer 2022 on September 26, 2021 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Daniele Venturelli / Getty Images )
