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Andrew Garfield in Zegna

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Riccardo Giordano/ipa-agency n/Shutterstock (13975672z) Andrew Garfield Zegna show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 19 Jun 2023

I mean. BLAH. He blends right into the straw. I hope that's not hot for fall. Or summer.

Mads Mikkelsen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Riccardo Giordano/ipa-agency n/Shutterstock (13975672c) Mads Mikkelsen Zegna show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 19 Jun 2023

... Better?

Brendan Fraser in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Lorenzo Baroncelli/Shutterstock (13975475i) Brendan Fraser Giorgio Armani, Front Row , Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 19 Jun 2023

He wore the same tux to everything this past awards season, which is both admirably restrained, and also something we could stand to see freshened up. It's nice to see him at the shows. I just wish this weren't a bit... well, cheesy. Like a dude who bought a midlife crisis yacht and thinks it makes him nautical.

Rege Jean Page in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiarotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13975234p) Rege-Jean Page Giorgio Armani show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 19 Jun 2023

THIS is a much cooler take on a breezy. Italian summer.

John Boyega in Armani

Mandatory Credit: Photo by DANIEL DAL ZENNARO/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock (13975277a) Brithsh actor John Boyega poses for photographers upon his arrival to attend the Giorgio Armani Men's Fall/Winter 2023-24 presentation during the Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy, 19 June 2023. The Milan Fashion Week runs from 16 to 20 June. Milan Fashion Week F/W 2023-24, Italy - 19 Jun 2023

Those pants seem a tad long, but otherwise: Yes.

Noah Beck in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Manuele Mangiarotti/ipa-agency/Shutterstock (13972490ag) Noah Beck Valentino show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 16 Jun 2023

He just looks like a Harry Styles proxy.

Jacob Elordi in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ALFONSO CATALANO/Shutterstock (13973206k) Jacob Elordi Valentino show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 16 Jun 2023

Reader, I laughed.

Mahmood

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ALFONSO CATALANO/Shutterstock (13973206s) Mahmood Valentino show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 16 Jun 2023

Reader, I laughed harder.

Saint Jhn in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by ALFONSO CATALANO/Shutterstock (13973206aa) SAINt JHN Valentino show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2024, Milan Fashion Week Men's, Italy - 16 Jun 2023

Reader, he got the last laugh.

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