I hope all these people were secretly trying to switch animals around so they could sit on their favorite.
with Michelle Yeoh
These two make a chic, cozy pair.
Jacob Elordi
His mustache is so hilariously sleazy; I assume it's for a role.
Kendall Jenner
Nice dress, but she shouldn't stick with the blond. It's fine, but I think it genericizes her a little.
Ashley Graham in Alberta Ferretti
This feels like someone is telling the same boring story that I've herd at three other dinner parties.
Ashley Graham in Etro
This is better, at least.
Ashley Graham in Philosophy
PEEK A BOOB.
Christine Quinn in Diesel
I can't figure out how this pairing came to be, because this doesn't fit at all with her Selling Sunset aesthetic.
Tinashe in Diesel
THIS fits more with Christine's Selling Sunset aesthetic. Good for Tinashe for snagging it; she looks campy and fun.
Damiano David
Speaking of mustaches that lean sleazy! I do enjoy his cape. He looks like a hipster who wants you to believe he's a vampire.
Madison Bailey
Seeing her reminds me that big dumb fun Outer Banks is coming back next month. From a distance, the denim (?) inset pieces on this coat make it look stained.
Yara Shahidi in Bottega Veneta
I'll take it!
Normani in Moschino
If you're thinking, "Wow, she looks like she's afraid to let go of this top because it's too fragile..."
... then you might be correct.
Normani in Roberto Cavalli
She did not have great fashion luck at this one.
Normani in Maison Margiela
The coat is fine, but the shoes would only work at a formal snorkeling party.
Normani in Missoni
That's MORE fun, but I would like to delete the shoes.
Imane Khelif
Imane is the boxer from Algeria who was bullied at the Olympics. I love seeing her get to have a little fun.
Nava Mau in Moschino
And I LOVE that Nava is flourishing after her Emmy nom. Her cloud caftan might be more useful at a pool party -- it's VERY filmy.
Nava Mau in Missoni
Ooh, that's good, though.
Khalid
This is the "before" shot at the tailor, right?
Naomi Campbell in Roberto Cavalli
Naomi almost looks like she's hiding.