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Tracee Ellis Ross in Ferragamo

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Tracee Ellis Ross attends the Ferragamo fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)

I can't escape the notion that this dress needed BIG help from TER's styling team to sell it, and did not get that help.

Dixie D'Amelio

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Dixie D'Amelio attends the Ferragamo fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/Getty Images)

You're wearing a leotard, Dixie. The coat isn't fooling anyone. She looks like a very rich society girl who's been cast in A Chorus Line and shows up to rehearsals like this just in case anyone forgot she's doing this for FUN and doesn't NEED a job.

Juno Temple in Versace

The mirrored chunk of the floor is creating quite the illusion with her already-thick platforms. Also, can we all agree as a society NOT to put mirrors on floors when a great deal of your attendees are expected to wear skirts?

Vanessa Bryant in Versace

She looks slick.

Demi Moore in Versace

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 22: Demi Moore attends the Versace fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 22, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Demi clearly got warned about the floor.

Keri Russell in Jil Sander

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Keri Russell attends the Jil Sander fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

I am here for ALL of this except the combination t-strap heel and flip-flop situation she's got going on here.

Saint Jhn and Keri Russell

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Saint Jhn and Keri Russell attend the Jil Sander fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

"Yes but have you seen MY shoes? They look like they're from Target but they cost like $500!"

Meghann Fahy at Bottega Veneta

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Meghann Fahy attends the Bottega Veneta fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

"I bought ALL of this from Target, and that's FINE."

Yara Shahidi in Bottega Veneta

Lovely, if slightly off-kilter.

Will Sharpe in Bottega Veneta

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Will Sharpe attends the Bottega Veneta fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

I love those pants. Sweater's not bad either. In all, a good showing.

Bart Freundlich and Julianne Moore

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Bart Freundlich and Julianne Moore attend the Bottega Veneta fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

Fuzzy!

Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce in Bottega Veneta

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Shelly-Ann Fraser attends the Bottega Veneta fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images)

LOVE to see a track and field legend in the house.

Cara Delevingne in Emporio Armani

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 21: Cara Delevingne attends the Emporio Armani fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 21, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This is competent!

Pom Klementieff in The Attico

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Pom Klementieff attends the The Attico fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Marco M. Mantovani/Getty Images)

I am not sure pirate boots are the play with this frock.

Sabrina Impacciatore in The Attico

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Sabrina Impacciatore attends the The Attico fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Marco M. Mantovani/Getty Images)

That's... better? I hope she enjoyed the long extensions, but you can totally tell where her hair stops, which is awkward.

Gavin Casalegno at Missoni

MILAN, ITALY - SEPTEMBER 23: Gavin Casalegno attends the Missoni fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 on September 23, 2023 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

Is the idea that you wear your pocket square... as a crotch brooch?

Milan's Front Rows Ended With a Comparative Whimper
Onward to Paris!

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