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Dakota Fanning

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Dakota Fanning attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

When you're a lawyer who has to be in court today but also then plans to head to the pool before going home.

Shailene Woodley

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Shailene Woodley attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

This whole look says, "I'm a competent professional who forgot my regular bag and have had to come to work with last night's party purse."

Arden Cho

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Arden Cho attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

I mean, sure. Sure!

Leonie Hanne

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Leonie Hanne attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Victor Boyko/Getty Images for Fendi)

In case you missed it, Fendi REALLY wants everyone to know that their baguette bag is back.

Alice Rohrwacher

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Alice Rohrwacher attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

Also, they're doing denim now.

Jessica Alba

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Jessica Alba attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

I just feel like, sincerely, IS Fendi the place you go for extremely reasonable suiting? (I'd go to Armani, myself.)

Bang Chan

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Bang Chan attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

"Yes, I told you I'd hold the bag so everyone can see it!!!"

Iris Law

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Iris Law attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

"Do you have anything more...evening?"

Uma Thurman

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Uma Thurman attends the Fendi fashion show during Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall Winter 2026/2027 on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/Getty Images for Fendi)

Uma looks great, though!

Arden Cho

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Arden Cho attends the MM6 Maison Margiela fashion show during the Milan Menswear Fall/Winter 2026/2027 Fashion Week on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)

This was at MM6 Maison Margiela and is truly the most reasonable thing Maison Margiela could possibly have given her.

Coco Jones

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Coco Jones attends the Etro fashion show during the Milan Menswear Fall/Winter 2026/2027 Fashion Week on February 25, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

Meanwhile, Etro has sent everyone to a party.

The Milan Front Rows Got Off to a Slightly Slow Start...
...but are about to start really rolling.

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