> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Milan Fugshion Week: Alberta Ferretti - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/milan-fugshion-week-alberta-ferretti/ - Published: 2013-09-19T21:00:53.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:38:01.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949567_10.xml) This is rather lovely. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949562_10.xml) This is rather lovely in a way that is also rather crazy. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949554_10.xml) Well, this is...expressive. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949552_10.xml) I cannot think of one celebrity who could pull this off without looking like an extra in a particularly artistic period piece. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949550_10.xml) I know I suggest Emma Stone for a lot of these looks, but I just think Emma Stone could pull off a lot of these looks. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949549_10.xml) This I legitimately think is totally lovely, and I hope someone wears it to something. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949548_10.xml) Too much is happening here unless you're appearing in a folk dance routine at a cultural festival that features a variety of strange and delicious liquors and many fried pieces of dough. In that case, I approve and also would like to attend this event. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949547_10.xml) *Heidi: The Depressed Years*. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949497_10.xml) This feels kind of Gwyneth In *Talented Mr. Ripley*, which is actually a huge compliment because her wardrobe is amazing in that movie. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949496_10.xml) Oh, COME ON NOW. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949494_10.xml) I DO think that, with a plain tee shirt or white button-down, that skirt is totally do-able. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949493_10.xml) Some of this just feels a little cheesy, is all. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949492_10.xml) I mean. This kind of looks like what would happen if you took the menu at a Vegas buffet and silk-screened it onto your shirt-dress. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949491_10.xml) But this is beautiful. I am feeling so many different things about this line. Right now, I'm feeling ZOE SALDANA. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949490_10.xml) Please, no. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949489_10.xml) She IS the Maypole. NO ONE WANTS TO SHOW UP AT A PARTY DRESSED AS A CELEBRATORY POLE. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949488_10.xml) Maybe? ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949487_10.xml) I love the stripe itself, at least. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949486_10.xml) And now we're veering back into totally wearable, especially for those weeks you're spending in Capri. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949417_10.xml) Argh. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949414_10.xml) But THIS is so pretty. ALBERTA YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949413_10.xml) And now you're literally killing me (well, not LITERALLY, I hope) because this thing has a coffee filter sandwiched right in the middle of the freaking bodice WHY. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949412_10.xml) NO. NOT UNLESS THIS IS A COSTUME PARTY AND YOU'RE TAKING MY DRINK ORDER. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949406_10.xml) Are those shorts? No, please just don't even tell me. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949384_10.xml) This is going to look amazing in your production of *A Midsummer Night's Dream*. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949382_10.xml) This could be tweaked to success, right? *Tweaked To Success: The Miley Cyrus Story*. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949379_10.xml) And this color is fabulous. Jeez, though, this collection is more all over the place than the shoes on my bedroom floor. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949374_10.xml) Diane Kruger, take it away. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949355_10.xml) Take it all away. [Milan Fugshion Week: Alberta FerrettiLet's get real: I have been looking for something to wear to that formal Maypole dance next year. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180949567_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/milan-fugshion-week-alberta-ferretti-09-2013/)