Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is rather lovely.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is rather lovely in a way that is also rather crazy.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Well, this is...expressive.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I cannot think of one celebrity who could pull this off without looking like an extra in a particularly artistic period piece.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I know I suggest Emma Stone for a lot of these looks, but I just think Emma Stone could pull off a lot of these looks.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This I legitimately think is totally lovely, and I hope someone wears it to something.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Too much is happening here unless you're appearing in a folk dance routine at a cultural festival that features a variety of strange and delicious liquors and many fried pieces of dough. In that case, I approve and also would like to attend this event.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Heidi: The Depressed Years.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This feels kind of Gwyneth In Talented Mr. Ripley, which is actually a huge compliment because her wardrobe is amazing in that movie.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Oh, COME ON NOW.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I DO think that, with a plain tee shirt or white button-down, that skirt is totally do-able.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Some of this just feels a little cheesy, is all.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I mean. This kind of looks like what would happen if you took the menu at a Vegas buffet and silk-screened it onto your shirt-dress.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
But this is beautiful. I am feeling so many different things about this line. Right now, I'm feeling ZOE SALDANA.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Please, no.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
She IS the Maypole. NO ONE WANTS TO SHOW UP AT A PARTY DRESSED AS A CELEBRATORY POLE.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Maybe?
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I love the stripe itself, at least.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And now we're veering back into totally wearable, especially for those weeks you're spending in Capri.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Argh.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
But THIS is so pretty. ALBERTA YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And now you're literally killing me (well, not LITERALLY, I hope) because this thing has a coffee filter sandwiched right in the middle of the freaking bodice WHY.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
NO. NOT UNLESS THIS IS A COSTUME PARTY AND YOU'RE TAKING MY DRINK ORDER.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Are those shorts? No, please just don't even tell me.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is going to look amazing in your production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This could be tweaked to success, right? Tweaked To Success: The Miley Cyrus Story.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And this color is fabulous. Jeez, though, this collection is more all over the place than the shoes on my bedroom floor.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Diane Kruger, take it away.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Take it all away.