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# Milan Fugshion Week: Dolce & Gabbana
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/milan-fugshion-week-dolce-gabbana/
- Published: 2013-09-26T14:00:15.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-26T20:28:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Red Fraggle just won the WWE title. Congratulations!

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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That's very ornate. I feel like I'm at a museum, looking at a display of fancy plates.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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No, really, are we at a museum?

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Where is "Ugly Betty" when you need it?

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This feels like Lindsay Lohan to me. I can't put my finger on why.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Now I feel like I'm at the ballet.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This feels very D&G for Forever 21.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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"Welcome to these ancient ruins. Please wipe your feet on my shoulders before entering."

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Edit that down and line it, and you'd have something potentially quite romantic.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Busy busy busy.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Where is Boobs Legsly when you need her?

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Where are fur pilliows when you need the-- oh.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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That doesn't look "tailored" so much as "puckered."

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Oy.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Somebody's going begging for Jessica Biel.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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That's kind of cool. Selena Gomez should wear it to something where minidresses are required.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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And, the droopy version.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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That is super weird and I might love it.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is pure filler.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Fillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Money money money moooooney. MOOONEY.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Too... triangular.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Somewhere Ke$ha is salivating.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Can we start over?

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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And this is basically Sensible Older Lady D&G.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I want to cut off the bell sleeves and then take this out dancing. And I don't dance. It's the one way (hopefully) that Brandon Walsh and I are the same.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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I kind of want Michelle Dockery to blow through town in this and a fabulous hat.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Apparently I need a plush shirt for spring. What if it rains on you? Eau de Wet Dog.

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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Or what if you spill your Diet Coke in your lap, or drop your meatballs?

## Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014

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This is like the pleather version of the first dress. We've come full dramatic circle here.

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