Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Red Fraggle just won the WWE title. Congratulations!
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That's very ornate. I feel like I'm at a museum, looking at a display of fancy plates.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
No, really, are we at a museum?
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Where is "Ugly Betty" when you need it?
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This feels like Lindsay Lohan to me. I can't put my finger on why.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Now I feel like I'm at the ballet.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This feels very D&G for Forever 21.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
"Welcome to these ancient ruins. Please wipe your feet on my shoulders before entering."
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Edit that down and line it, and you'd have something potentially quite romantic.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Busy busy busy.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Where is Boobs Legsly when you need her?
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Where are fur pilliows when you need the-- oh.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That doesn't look "tailored" so much as "puckered."
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Oy.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Somebody's going begging for Jessica Biel.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That's kind of cool. Selena Gomez should wear it to something where minidresses are required.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And, the droopy version.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
That is super weird and I might love it.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is pure filler.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Fillerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Money money money moooooney. MOOONEY.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Too... triangular.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Somewhere Ke$ha is salivating.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Can we start over?
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
And this is basically Sensible Older Lady D&G.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I want to cut off the bell sleeves and then take this out dancing. And I don't dance. It's the one way (hopefully) that Brandon Walsh and I are the same.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
I kind of want Michelle Dockery to blow through town in this and a fabulous hat.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Apparently I need a plush shirt for spring. What if it rains on you? Eau de Wet Dog.
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
Or what if you spill your Diet Coke in your lap, or drop your meatballs?
Dolce & Gabbana - Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2014
This is like the pleather version of the first dress. We've come full dramatic circle here.