> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Milan Fugshion Week: Gucci and Alberta Ferretti - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/milan-fugshion-week-gucci-and-alberta-ferretti/ - Published: 2013-02-22T20:00:13.000Z - Updated: 2013-09-20T00:40:08.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31 ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203202.xml) That fabric is moving nicely -- it's like liquid olive -- but it takes a very brave soul indeed to even THINK about wearing these. It's loco. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203141_10.xml) Her torso is so Aries right now. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203192_10.xml) I'm getting a distinct, and possibly troubling, Rooney Mara vibe off this. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162203197.jpg) Is that one of those gag snakes that shoots out of a can? ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203205_10.xml) I wouldn't mind seeing a version of this that WASN'T all see-through spots. Like, your Camilla Belles and such might wear this, but not with THAT much threat of under/sideboob. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162201980_10.xml) And that front one is like a high-fashion ode to Sam the Eagle. Seeing them all in a parade like this... I mean, it's effective in the moment, but it's also insane. Did there NEED to be a hundred versions glorified nipple covers? ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203169_10.xml) In fact, a prevailing theme of this show was, "Buy stock in boob tape." ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203204_10.xml) What a fantastic color, but the cut is a tad... dry. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162203198_10.jpg) That's nifty, though. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203172_10.xml) The pantsuit version is a bit more extreme. Do we think Justin Timberlake will be trying to stick Biel in this? ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203185_10.xml) I like houndstooth. This is a nude-adjacent torso that works for me, as it's less aggressive. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162201936_10.jpg) It is a real achievement to cut leather so that it's a) frumpy, and b) unsexy. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203174_10.xml) And leather-on-leather is... a sweatstorm waiting to happen. Have you seen Albert Brooks' anchorman scene in *Broadcast News*? Yeah. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203182_10.xml) I'm feeling Kate Beckinsale. ## Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203246.xml) The crotch phoenix rises. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204618_10.xml) This is sleek and cool. Dunst? ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204619_10.xml) I love this whole look. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162204785_10.jpg) Hmm. I also love this, although I'm having a few pangs over how the top part looks deflated. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204791_10.xml) This girly velvet frock could be very Fanning. Or Steinfeld. Or Seinfeld, obviously. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204927_10.xml) Stunning. Even with the crazy purple shoes. My cold heart is actually tickled by those. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204938_10.xml) Coat! ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204955_10.xml) COAT! ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204948_10.xml) COOOOOOAT! ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162206686_10.xml) Coat that would make me look even more pear-shaped, but is so pretty that I might do it anyway! ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204945_10.xml) I embrace plaid wholly. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162204966_10.xml) My new favorite game: polterwang or napkin-folding accident? I call it POLTERWANGKIN. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162206683_10.jpg) Line this sucker and I'll take it in every hue. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162205535_10.xml) Sigh. This show is so RELAXING to me after the Gucci spectacle. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162205539_10.xml) I mean. Yearning. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162206673_10.jpg) Yes, please. ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/02/162204782_10.jpg) Sweet God. Why does there ALWAYS have to be one like this?!? ## Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013 ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162206672_10.xml) Amendment: WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE TWO? [Milan Fugshion Week: Gucci and Alberta FerrettiThe Ferretti stuff is so gorgeous and relaxing. So let's have some Gucci stress first. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/162203202.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/milan-fugshion-week-gucci-and-alberta-ferretti-02-2013/)