Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
That fabric is moving nicely -- it's like liquid olive -- but it takes a very brave soul indeed to even THINK about wearing these. It's loco.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Her torso is so Aries right now.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I'm getting a distinct, and possibly troubling, Rooney Mara vibe off this.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Is that one of those gag snakes that shoots out of a can?
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I wouldn't mind seeing a version of this that WASN'T all see-through spots. Like, your Camilla Belles and such might wear this, but not with THAT much threat of under/sideboob.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
And that front one is like a high-fashion ode to Sam the Eagle. Seeing them all in a parade like this... I mean, it's effective in the moment, but it's also insane. Did there NEED to be a hundred versions glorified nipple covers?
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
In fact, a prevailing theme of this show was, "Buy stock in boob tape."
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
What a fantastic color, but the cut is a tad... dry.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
That's nifty, though.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
The pantsuit version is a bit more extreme. Do we think Justin Timberlake will be trying to stick Biel in this?
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I like houndstooth. This is a nude-adjacent torso that works for me, as it's less aggressive.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
It is a real achievement to cut leather so that it's a) frumpy, and b) unsexy.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
And leather-on-leather is... a sweatstorm waiting to happen. Have you seen Albert Brooks' anchorman scene in Broadcast News? Yeah.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I'm feeling Kate Beckinsale.
Gucci - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
The crotch phoenix rises.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
This is sleek and cool. Dunst?
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I love this whole look.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Hmm. I also love this, although I'm having a few pangs over how the top part looks deflated.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
This girly velvet frock could be very Fanning. Or Steinfeld. Or Seinfeld, obviously.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Stunning. Even with the crazy purple shoes. My cold heart is actually tickled by those.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Coat!
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
COAT!
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
COOOOOOAT!
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Coat that would make me look even more pear-shaped, but is so pretty that I might do it anyway!
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I embrace plaid wholly.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
My new favorite game: polterwang or napkin-folding accident? I call it POLTERWANGKIN.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Line this sucker and I'll take it in every hue.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Sigh. This show is so RELAXING to me after the Gucci spectacle.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
I mean. Yearning.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Yes, please.
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Sweet God. Why does there ALWAYS have to be one like this?!?
Alberta Ferretti - Runway - MFW F/W 2013
Amendment: WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE TWO?