Versace Spring 2014 RTW

I assume this is for Lady Gaga's eyes only.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

This will turn up next year at the Teen Choice Awards, or something.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

This is actually one of the cuter things Donatella sent down the runway.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

Tara Reid WISHES.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

I'm feeling Christina Aguilera.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

And THAT is Heidi Klum. Actually, either of them could go to her.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

I assume Miley already ordered these, unless they're not ADVANCED enough for the Ph.D.-level science she's dropping on us.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

Nice shirt, but... don't try to tell me those aren't bike shorts.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

This was a bad marriage.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

I can't. Statement jewelry is fine, but harnesses?

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

SURELY that will turn up on somebody. I'm not sure I want it to, but it screams springtime awards show.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

And that screams Independent Spirit Awards. Or, just screams.

Versace Spring 2014 RTW

Selena Gomez wore this to sit front-row at the show, I believe, and... it's probably not the worst choice for her, from this collection at least, but it also seems like reheated Herve Leger.

Milan Fugshion Week: Versace

Due to availability, this slideshow is more incomplete than usual -- for the full collection, try The Cut, and while you're there, look at Prada because we couldn't get authorization to buy the pictures and MY GOD IT IS A JACKED-UP TREASURE OF NONSENSE -- but at least we got a few, and it is very... Versace. Raise your hand if you're excited for that TV movie, though. October 5, everyone. Bring wine. [Photos: Splash]